They’re like ornaments…but for your vagina.

It’s Senior year, and the Economy is spiraling outta control.

Breakfast just got a whole lot sluttier.

Let’s just can the innuendo and call a cucumber a dildo, here.

He’s not fat…he’s pregnant.

Don’t poke granny’s boyfriend, BEE-ATCH!

Speak to your kids about cooties…before cooties speaks to them first.

It’s draft day. Will Chuck make the right pick, or will he crumble under the Zima and Spam-induced pressure?

When an unemployed Fred Schneider, lead singer of the B-52’s, applies for a day job, only one thing stands between him and success – his voice.

A good Samaritan comes to he aid of a woman in labor. Too bad she’s not preggers.

Can Steve remain true to his girlfriend Melissa, or will he give in to the sexy, seductive luring of his voicemail operator? Do what’s right…or do two chicks?

It's war in the streets of New York City. Mano a mano, trampling feet vs. a pile of poop. Who will emerge victorious?

Gail's standup comedy set is going great...until her new boyfriend Chris discovers his penis is the butt of her jokes.

Everyone's happy when Mike's Russian mail order bride arrives. Everyone except his mother.