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The Onion - Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Childrens Picture Book Series

 
 
Adult readers say they are drawn to the 'Green Man' children's book series by the complexity of its characters ranging from yellow to blue.
Added: December 11, 2009
Runtime: 02:23
Plays: 90
Comments: 2
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Rating:91%
 
     
 

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Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Childrens Picture Book Series

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Adult readers say they are drawn to the 'Green Man' children's book series by the complexity of its characters ranging from yellow to blue.
Rating:91%
Added: 3 hours ago
Plays: 90
Comments: 2
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DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

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The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.
Rating:90%
Added: 3 days ago
Plays: 702
Comments: 6
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Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked

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Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos.
Rating:92%
Added: 7 days ago
Plays: 840
Comments: 8
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Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

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11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.
Rating:92%
Added: 21 days ago
Plays: 951
Comments: 4
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Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Tauru...

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Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.
Rating:92%
Added: 1 month ago
Plays: 898
Comments: 2
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Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

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Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for...
Rating:88%
Added: 1 month ago
Plays: 487
Comments: 3
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Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To .....

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People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.
Rating:92%
Added: 1 month ago
Plays: 358
Comments: 2
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Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just for ...

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Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.
Rating:91%
Added: 1 month ago
Plays: 3,088
Comments: 11
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Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.
Rating:88%
Added: 1 month ago
Plays: 2,371
Comments: 11
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New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

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The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex.
Rating:90%
Added: 2 months ago
Plays: 8,317
Comments: 44
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Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

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8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck.
Rating:85%
Added: 2 months ago
Plays: 9,006
Comments: 36
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BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS

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Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber.
Rating:91%
Added: 2 months ago
Plays: 3,428
Comments: 7
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Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination ....

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As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incapable of integrating with long established poor...
Rating:91%
Added: 2 months ago
Plays: 2,151
Comments: 8
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U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton ...

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Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers.
Rating:92%
Added: 2 months ago
Plays: 3,741
Comments: 8
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Americans Observing 911 By Trying Not To Masturbate

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Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong.
Rating:82%
Added: 3 months ago
Plays: 8,186
Comments: 28
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NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

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Thanks to the NFL's Mentoring Program, the Lions got to spend a fun-filled day with the pros learning to catch, tackle.
Rating:93%
Added: 3 months ago
Plays: 6,582
Comments: 6
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Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their Kids

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E-Mom Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.
Rating:95%
Added: 3 months ago
Plays: 9,738
Comments: 22
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Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

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In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.
Rating:91%
Added: 3 months ago
Plays: 9,121
Comments: 30
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Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking

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Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.
Rating:91%
Added: 3 months ago
Plays: 6,976
Comments: 27
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Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use

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Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and the Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a...
Rating:92%
Added: 3 months ago
Plays: 3,822
Comments: 11
 
     
 

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