I shall not be moved!

Perhaps fatigues would be more fitting.

Would someone please pull Excalibur out of my back?

Wow, this place really sucks

I want to live here

Girlies be giving me eyes

Vanessa, she moves her body like a cyclone.

I just want to say I don't mind that my hot, hot, hot date went out with Jed once.

Jesus how am I going to get dressed for this date?

I am terrified of hot chicks. Hot terror.

My Ass is Running for President

Our Sun - the silent killer

I love 'em

I am a child and like child-food.

Have you ever seen an attractive swinger?

Dylan V. Jed V. Danny

Hotter than everyone on Dylan's sexy list...

Using a magazine article as their guide, Mitch and Dave drive around town in the hope of meeting girls.