Mark Garrison - Rated 1st in Texas!

 
 

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Mark Garrison - Rated 1st in Texas! - Sophia Pesci Tells a Story

 
 
I never realized how much Sophia from the Golden Girls acted like Joe Pesci. (I wanted to do the entire "funny how" scene too but my editing shit is retarded lately.)
Added: December 16, 2008
Runtime: 00:56
Plays: 393
Comments: 1
Categories: Comedy & Humor
Rating:92%
 
     
 

Mark Garrison - Rated 1st in Texas! 's Videos

 
 
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Sophia Pesci Tells a Story

00:56
I never realized how much Sophia from the Golden Girls acted like Joe Pesci. (I wanted to do the entire "funny how" scene too but my editing shit is retarded lately.)
Rating:92%
Added: 11 months ago
Plays: 393
Comments: 1
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Elmo Loves You - Ok, not really

02:24
Yet again, an Elmo doll is saying something bad.
Rating:90%
Added: 12 months ago
Plays: 620
Comments: 1
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Elmo Potty Song

01:41
Elmo's dad sings a song to teach him about going potty.
Rating:93%
Added: 12 months ago
Plays: 7,335
Comments: 5
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Elmo Tripping with De Niro

02:13
Robert De Niro has some surprises for Elmo during their interview.
Rating:92%
Added: 12 months ago
Plays: 1,301
Comments: 2
46715538

FIX IT!

00:22
Congress discusses a more simple bailout plan.
Rating:92%
Added: 12 months ago
Plays: 249
Comments: 0
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A Duck?

03:59
You know those prize notification cards you get in the mail telling you to call in to claim your prize? I called.
Rating:93%
Added: 1 year ago
Plays: 350
Comments: 4
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Johnathan Marquece Cooper's Music Video Debut

01:32
A little video I made for my sister starring her son.
Rating:88%
Added: 1 year ago
Plays: 635
Comments: 8
17924953

Jesus Remembers Katrina

02:07
Jesus provides his thoughts on hurricane Katrina and explains his efforts on that day.
Rating:86%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 1,018
Comments: 13
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(CENSORED VERSION) Elmo Visits Iraq

01:35
Some of you out there who are allergic to profanity suggested I make a censored version. I thought, why the fuck not? So here you are.
Rating:92%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 2,631
Comments: 15
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Mr. McSpoof's Life Lessons

00:47
Mr. McSpoof reads a book that makes him think a little too much.
Rating:74%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 1,126
Comments: 7
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Mr. McSpoof's Life Lessons

00:43
Mr. McSpoof learns a valuable life lesson. (The first of hopefully many lessons that Mr. McSpoof will learn.)
Rating:84%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 899
Comments: 0
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Jesus Talks About His Image and Clears Up the Egg Thing

02:14
Threats and being a fuck-tard to others will be deleted anyway so don't waste your time.
Rating:83%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 2,895
Comments: 40
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Windows Movie Maker Sample Remix

00:36
I think I'm finally getting the hang of Windows Movie Maker. To be sure, I edited the sample file to see what I've learned.
Rating:90%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 2,610
Comments: 12
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Jesus Talks About Easter

02:34
Jesus is a bit upset about the eggs and shit.
Rating:58%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 14,840
Comments: 272
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Elmo Visits Iraq

01:35
Elmo live from Baghdad.
Rating:72%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 356,509
Comments: 279
 
     
 

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 1:28 AM

whats up
Mark Garrison - Rated 1st in Texas!

Sunday, December 23, 2007 10:23 PM

Sorry Dave. I just couldn't make it in time. My bad.
$Big Dave$

Friday, December 07, 2007 3:05 AM

U makin any Jesus skits 4 the holidays lol
C.J.

Thursday, October 11, 2007 2:10 PM

So you are obviously a very funny guy. Your videos are pretty good and I have to admit I did LMAO a few times. You really don't need to use Jesus to make a point do you? If you think you need to, thats fine, because no one can stop you. Amendment #1.
Mark Garrison - Rated 1st in Texas!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 9:20 AM

Thanks guys!
Dean

Monday, July 16, 2007 7:57 PM

elmo is freaking awsome it is halarious i have never seen anything like this before it is awsome
Les hors-la-loi

Monday, July 16, 2007 4:14 PM

People are complaining about the Elmo skit, personally I thought it was hilarious. But then thats the problem with society, they want to burn something like that, yet not complain at the fact we are over there to begin with.
PANDAEMONIUM™

Thursday, July 12, 2007 5:02 PM

hehe luvin elmo and jesus vidz keep up the gd work!
Denise Richards

Monday, July 09, 2007 7:47 AM

May I have sex with you? Just your arse then?
Mark Garrison - Rated 1st in Texas!

Sunday, July 08, 2007 9:23 PM

That's actually an excellent idea Fred. I think I'm gonna make one like that.