Me and my Scrabble addiction. Lyrics: Everybody has an addiction Everybody has an infatuation But my quirky obsession, it runs real deep It keeps me from getting much sleep oh I I’m addicted to scrabble I came across scrabble years ago An old wizard said, “let me teach you what I know” And I said, “Okay, I’ll be your pupil” He taught me how to spell; he made me recite He taught me words nobody knows like aiguilles and qi And now, I’m addicted to scrabble Chorus: Oh, A B C D E F G I’ll bingo your ass before you can use your ‘Z’ And then, I’ll triple-word-score your Mama! Think before you challenge me ‘cause I’m the Doogie Howser of Scrabble prodigies ‘oh, I am addicted to scrabble My top score is 743 And my best bingo is “P-O-R-T-I-N-G” And I’ve memorized every two-letter word in Sowpods Better watch out cause I’ll throw you a phony Before you can spell abalone Oh, I want my scrabble Chorus You may say I’m a nerd And to that I retort, “yes I am. So what?” I may be a nerd but at least I’m not a Stupid, small vocabulary, gun-slinging nut! chorus