a response to the syndicated column entitled "Atheists in the Capitol's Foxhole" by Chuck Norris.

(Sky & Earth) Stars in the sky What a delight Sun brings life Circles ‘round us bright We live and play At the center of all We can’t sail away ‘Cuz off the edge we would fall That’s what they said - that’s what they told me And I said... Ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-ut-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh really________ Ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-ut-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh no_________ (The Garden) A woman in a garden Met a shiny talking snake She was looking for prunes For a pie to bake The snake gave her apples As the story goes So the Yah-who in the sky Threw her out on her nose (with no clothes… oh dear) That’s what they said - that’s what they told me And I said... Ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-ut-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh really______ Ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-ut-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh no_________ (Myths) If you can believe A tale like this There’s plenty more Fables and myths Some believe they are true They may be ninety or two Some say they’re just stories I know what I will do I’ll say... G Am C D Ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-ut-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh really______ Ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-ut-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh no_________ (Fantasy) Sun, moon, earth and sky All that is - not a lie Santa Claus and Mother Goose Pink Unicorns on the loose In the closet - Monsters, Inc Really now - I can think Learn to think for myself Free to think for myself And I say... G Am C D Ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-ut-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh really_______ Ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-oh, ut-ut-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh no_________

the song - Mr Darwin - in video

a song from the CD, Born A Happy Heathen - an alternate and probably more accurate version of the last supper from the 2,000 year old Jesus - the "son of god" and "savior of mankind" myth. transubstantiation jesus christ communion sacrament religion catholic mary magdalen church host body and blood sacrifice christian evangelist fundamentalist evangelical exodus passover divine bread and wine lamb of god

bumper sticker, t-shirt, controversial point of view, attitude, about politics and religion, preference on sexuality... hockey moms in the GOP - endorsing governmental theocracy, kama sutra position...

First song in first set - Bumper Sticker #27 - at the AAI Convention 2009 in Burbank CA - Oct 3rd, 2009.