In this 1993 video, "Greatest Hits of the Bible," singer Tom Nance belts out a catchy tune about Adam and Eve while mugging for the camera. We could have done without the flesh-colored leotard.

This home movie was found at a Salvation Army in central Wisconsin and was labeled simply, "Kirk's 40th Birthday, May 1992." More Kirk and friends can be found on the Found Footage Festival Vol. 1 DVD.

This sequel to the popular Video Dating series by VideoMates was given to us by comedian, David Cross. Even more exclusive Video Dating footage can be found on the FFF Volume 4 DVD. Perfect for those who've decided that they're lonely.

This blockbuster sequel to "It Only Takes A Second" features more reenactments of careless everyday accidents, but this time shows you the consequences of the injuries. Namely, not being able to bowl. The full video is featured on the FFF Vol 1 DVD.

Billed as "The World's First Nude Pop Video," this 1983 music video took the bold step of combining New Wave music with blurry pictures of half-naked ladies. Found on an obscure British softcore tape called "Vision X."

Everyone's a comedian, right? These clips culled from various workplace harassment videos show that on-the-job jokes are "No Laughing Matter." Except when they're hilarious.

Meet Larry Pierce: a small-town factory worker and family man who happens to be the raunchiest country music singer in America. "Dirty Country," the feature-length documentary, is now available on DVD at www.dirtycountrymovie.com.

Lovable pitchman Johnny Rhodes does his best to keep it together while hawking ladies' earrings, but everything breaks down when he attempts ventriloquism with co-host John Cremeans. Lots more John & Johnny featured in FFF Vol. 1.

In this video from a 1983 Tucson public access show, amateur animal trainer Jenny Getter explains how animals can be used to reform hardened criminals. Then she makes her bunny play the piano

The Machine Gun Babes are back with more hijinks, this time with ambitions to star in Hollywood movies! Good luck with that. Also see Parts 1 & 2.

Host Michael McCaffrey leads us on a journey into the sordid world of shoplifting and imparts his own home-spun wisdom on the subject. You'll love his polite smile. Stolen from a Suncoast Video in Coon Rapids, MN.

This clip is from an acne treatment promotional video that tries to pass itself off as a hip, MTV-style talk show for teens. Annoying, though admittedly, if this were a real show we'd be tuning in every day.

This public access show out of Austin, TX was intended as an instructional video for non-English speakers. www.foundfootagefest.com

This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children." We really don't know what's creepier: the guy proposing that the girl join his choir or the fact that the girl is dressed as a bird at the time. Found at a Village Discount Outlet in Akron, Ohio.

A bonus clip from this DVD on how to sing rock & roll, featured in FFF Vol. 4. We love the gentle host with the wisp of cotton candy hair. Found at Second Best Thrift Store in Queens, NY.

This comes from a tape called "Bible Truths for Children," a compilation from a Texas Christian kids show. It warns against the dangers of listening to secular music, via dog voice-overs, of course. Found at a Village Discount Outlet in Akron, Ohio.

A bonus clip from the ultra-bizarre exercise video by former porn star Traci Lords, as featured in the FFF: Vol. 1 DVD. This was Traci's first attempt at a legitimate career in show business. Old habits die hard.

This clip is from a series called "Acquire the Fire," hosted by the venerable Ron Luce, that talks to kids in a manner they can all understand: outdated lingo. Found at a Salvation Army in Cleveland, Ohio.

A short excerpt from a 1987 dating service video given to us by David Cross. Check out the full version at the Found Footage Festival, coming soon to your city. www.foundfootagefest.com

The Found Footage Festival is a live comedy show featuring clips from videos found at thrift stores and garage sales across the country. This is a small sampling of some of the footage on display in Volume 4, coming to your city in 2009-2010.