OK, so this song's more about my good pal Mart than me. We swap genders for our cover of this horrid power metal/opera-rap/rock tune from the early noughties. Look at him rip it up, falsetto stylees. I just provide backing. Sick-ass. This one goes out to Hamish, who requested it.

So, I'm pretty much one of the biggest Queen fans around. I have Freddie tattooed on my arm. I love this song. That doesn't mean I'm capable of singing it all in tune though. It also doesn't mean my friend Mat is good at holding the camera steady or that this .mov file isn't a grainy piece of shit. Enjoy. If you can even see it.

Salt n Pepa were a big part of my life in 1994. Me and my friend Nichole used to perform this and "None of Your Business" to our year 6 class whenever we could convince Mrs Smith that it'd be a good idea. I think TLC, The "Dangerous Minds" soundtrack and Shaggy entered my life soon after. Awesome.

I love Meatloaf. I used to own "Bat Out of Hell 2- Back Into Hell" on cassette when I was 12. Actually, I still own it. Badass. I'm really uncoordinated. Note to self- work on punching the air only at appropriate moments.

I recorded my 2nd album in March 2009 with Nick Huggins in lovely Melbourne. Robbie Avenaim played drums. Here's bits and pieces of what we did. An album teaser, if you will.

I sold out! Look at my love song magically transformed into big corporation dollars! Yipee!

Geez, all my videos are looking really grainy. I don't know how to fix it, sorry. We love gross songs.

Taken from our Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady tour. Live at The Oxford Tavern, Wollongong. This video features me looking like an animal in headlights, Melanie bopping and Rosa ripping out a killer solo.

Starring Laura, Stiff, Nick, manager Nik, previous drummer Stella and insanity.

This clip features (in order of appearance) Timebandit, Nick, Laura, Stiff, Trumpy & the infamous Nik Tropiano and his 'human horn'.

Another groovy no-budget clip courtesy of Christian Pfau!

Clip by Christian Pfau