A stop-and-start song spurred by playing a gig to a few people and their dogs, and being taken for granted. I'm not always bitter! I cheekily borrowed a bit from `Bloodsucker` by Deep Purple. HEAVY DUDE!

Just a big jam on the `Mother Popcorn` riff from Aerosmith's Live Bootleg album. Excuse my gormless expression. I seem to be extremely vacant but actually, I'm deep in thought!

Here's a ditty about someone who spends all their money on flashy boots and then is left skint. What a waster.

This is a sad song (boo hoo) about when you see an old friend you haven't seen for a while, and things ain't going so well for them.

Guitar Solo 1:53 Key Change 2:25 (in case your were curious) This is a poppy song about gettin in trouble. You must decide whether (a) I've got ants in my pants (b) I really need the loo, or (c) I'm auditioning for Silly Dance School. Enjoy!

Yes I am such a loser that I make videos of myself in my dressing gown. This is a song about when I was the only one left in my apartment of 6 as they had all gone out. I salvaged a possible train-crash of an evening by listening to The Rolling Stones (Sticky Fingers) and doing handstands against my door. Most enjoyable it was.

A song about becoming nocturnal and what it does to one's state of mind. I hope there are some more students out there who sympathise with this!

This is an ancient ditty of dissilusionment (you can tell by the reference to the now-defunct Playhouse venue, and my dodgy blonde surfer-do!) Enjoy!

A song about being let down, with a swing rhythm, inspired by an old video of The Kinks doing Got Love if You Want It on 60s show The Beat Room.

This is a song about people who like cheap brands of tea, and not posh ones likeTwinings, or Whitards of Chelsea.

Here's a ditty about drinking too much rum and your head gets too big and then in the morning you feel stupid...enjoy!