He knows the basics. Plus he rings a bell when he wants to go outside. He's learning to put his toys away in his toy chest also. If you live in El Paso, TX... please sign my dog park petition at www.elpasodogparks.com

This lady came up to me after my show in Windom, Minnesota and told me why some of my material was NOT funny. She found some jokes about highway accidents to be disrespectful. She was drunk and I had to remind her people like her were the reason for all the highway deaths and I was am simply making humor of it. This is her telling me a "REAL" joke. Sorry for the shitty audio and lighting.

This is a true story, as most of my act. This was days after my friend commited suicide in my bed. I dedicate this to all you haters that say I wouldn't make jokes about somebody close to me dying. Here's an example only 3 days after it happend

Growing up in my family. Enough said.

From the CD A Cry For Help

This is a trailer for an independant movie that I am in. We filmed in November of 2005 and plans to release it are for Summer 2006. There's so much involved when creating a movie. I'm just happy to be part of it. Visit www.LXXI.net for more info.

Here's a clip of my nephew after my brother got a flyer in the mail for a self defense class. There was a "thug" looking guy on the flyer with a gun. My nephew is too damn honest.