PLEASE CHECK US OUT AT WWW.MYSPACE.COM/APG !! APG's singer Dave wrote this parody song after hearing the original performed by roughly a million tone-deaf singers at karaoke shows he hosts.. This video is from an acoustic show Dave performed at Barley's in Youngstown, OH LYRICS: Right now, she's probably sittin home and she's drinking just enough to make her start to feel tipsy Right now, the boys and I are hanging in a dive bar shootin darts and throwing back some whiskey Right now, the only bleach-blonde in this bar is lookin kinda out of place at the party... cause his name is Marty CHORUS That psychopath that lives with me Did 7 grand in damage with a bat and some keys Cause, sometimes crazy girls do stupid things She'll spend the night in jail, cause she Forgot to take her pills this week Maybe next time she'll think before she freaks Right now, an officer is writing a restraining order, and he's thinking, "here's a conviction" Right now, the hospital is tellng the police that she is gonna need a stronger prescription Right now, she's screaming at the top of her pretty little lungs that I can die, and go to hell.... From her padded cell I might have saved a little trouble for the whole world Cause the next time that she freaks.... Oh, that might not be for weeks Oh...someone call the police..