smosh.com [New Contest AmICoolEnough?]

 
 

Carmichael
US
Total Plays 1,575,918
Subscribers 1,000+
 
     
 

smosh.com [New Contest AmICoolEnough?] - Smosh - Sex Ed Rocks

 
 
We teamed up with I Set My Friends on Fire to make a hardcore music video about sex ed. GET SEX ED MERCH: http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in high quality at http://smosh.com Link to buy I Set My Friends on Fire's new album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZ... http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh http://myspace.com/isetmyfriendsonfire LYRICS: There comes a time in every mans life when he grows hair where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy Because periods suck (and commas rule!) This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!) And did we mention The risk of getting STDs Not just gross hookers have it Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? Well maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second this is not about sports Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed Your body is growing You will get hairy Your little voice will start to change And your no-no place will feel a bit strange Your pits will stink You'll get zits on your face Without this knowledge you will scare girls away So listen to this song every day
Added: November 24, 2008
Runtime: 04:28
Plays: 193,466
Comments: 174
Categories: Comedy & Humor, Music
Rating:93%
 
     
 

smosh.com [New Contest AmICoolEnough?]'s Videos

 
 
47082814

Smosh - Sex Ed Rocks

04:28
We teamed up with I Set My Friends on Fire to make a hardcore music video about sex ed. GET SEX ED MERCH: http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in high quality at http://smosh.com Link to buy I Set My Friends on Fire's new album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZ... http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh http://myspace.com/isetmyfriendsonfire LYRICS: There comes a time in every mans life when he grows hair where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy Because periods suck (and commas rule!) This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!) And did we mention The risk of getting STDs Not just gross hookers have it Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? Well maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second this is not about sports Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed Your body is growing You will get hairy Your little voice will start to change And your no-no place will feel a bit strange Your pits will stink You'll get zits on your face Without this knowledge you will scare girls away So listen to this song every day
Rating:93%
Added: 12 months ago
Plays: 193,466
Comments: 174
30752428

Smosh - There Will Be Pokemon

01:25
READ: If you haven't seen "There Will Be Blood", watch this first: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ThZI-p8SKe0 Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh
Rating:92%
Added: 1 year ago
Plays: 22,042
Comments: 91
29465411

Smosh - Left Handed

03:59
Ian bets Anthony to use his left hand for a day. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com
Rating:98%
Added: 1 year ago
Plays: 29,411
Comments: 131
27957814

Smosh - Boxman's Girlfriend

03:55
Boxman tries to get a girlfriend. Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me? Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?
Rating:97%
Added: 1 year ago
Plays: 70,633
Comments: 152
26002509

Smosh - Cat Soup

03:01
Anthony tries to help Ian recover from his cold. Music: Discovery of a Lifelong Error - Giants Orbiting http://myspace.com/discoveryofalifelongerror Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com
Rating:95%
Added: 1 year ago
Plays: 44,361
Comments: 148
24893755

Smosh - Santa is Real!

04:38
A young boy proves to his parents that Santa is real. www.smosh.com
Rating:97%
Added: 1 year ago
Plays: 12,605
Comments: 53
23627819

Smosh - Ian's Birthday

03:58
It's birthday time for Ian. www.smosh.com
Rating:95%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 15,556
Comments: 75
22901665

Smosh - Toy Airplane

05:09
Anthony and Ian stumble upon a murder while playing with their new RC plane. www.smosh.com
Rating:97%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 44,812
Comments: 104
22901447

Smosh - Pokemon Theme Music Video

03:14
Yeah, we lip synced to the Pokemon Theme in 2005. www.smosh.com
Rating:95%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 32,938
Comments: 177
22865876

Smosh - The Haunting

04:55
Anthony thinks his house is haunted. www.smosh.com
Rating:96%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 44,197
Comments: 134
22864067

Smosh - Male Model

06:36
Ian becomes jealous when Anthony gets accepted to be a male model. www.smosh.com
Rating:96%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 16,766
Comments: 67
22861473

Smosh - Reunited?

04:42
If you haven't seen the two previous videos, make sure to check them out first. www.smosh.com
Rating:95%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 10,514
Comments: 22
22860943

Smosh - Replacement Needed

04:49
If you haven't watched the previous video, The Assassins, you might not know what's going on. www.smosh.com
Rating:95%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 8,707
Comments: 26
22851560

Smosh - The Assassins

03:19
Anthony and Ian are assassins, but... www.smosh.com
Rating:96%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 13,375
Comments: 32
22850076

Smosh - Quest for the Scooter

05:00
Anthony and Ian run into a little trouble on their quest to buy scooters. www.smosh.com
Rating:94%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 9,637
Comments: 24
22848487

Smosh - Three Guys in a Hotel

04:45
A new sitcom starring Anthony, Ian, and a few special guests. www.smosh.com
Rating:87%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 7,481
Comments: 25
22846605

Smosh - Food Battle 2007

05:34
Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which food is superior... AGAIN! www.smosh.com
Rating:97%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 22,141
Comments: 53
22530859

Smosh - Easy Step

01:50
The revolutionary: Easy Step! In stores now. www.smosh.com
Rating:88%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 199,763
Comments: 607
22486550

Smosh - Hardcore Max

02:41
A rock song about the most hardcore guy alive. www.smosh.com
Rating:96%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 16,000
Comments: 40
22486463

Smosh - Handshake

01:20
Anthony and Ian have a shaky reunion. www.smosh.com
Rating:92%
Added: 2 years ago
Plays: 8,388
Comments: 16
 
     
 

(Add Comment)smosh.com [New Contest AmICoolEnough?]'s Video Channel Comments

 
 
From Comment
ZE_ULTIMATE_SMOSHFAN

Friday, October 09, 2009 9:04 PM

hell yeah you make awesome videos see my smosh club i dedicated to you guys on bebo heres the link: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=10021834132
daииy boy

Saturday, September 26, 2009 11:52 PM

u guys r fucking bad ass u should team up with fox and make a movie...then hella higher you with 1000000 subscribers!
The Chosen One

Thursday, August 06, 2009 11:15 PM

hey upload food battle 2009
CrimsonTearsFilmms

Saturday, August 01, 2009 3:03 AM

Totally make a movie
T-roy

Sunday, February 22, 2009 7:38 PM

omg i love your guys' videos!!!!
Alli.C=

Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:09 PM

Anthony I love you!!!!!!
EDO(TM)

Thursday, November 27, 2008 8:39 PM

i love the smosh video's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 6:10 AM

Yes I would love a full length motion picture.
ŧħęřǿŋ ƒłǿŵєŗŝ³

Saturday, November 01, 2008 9:48 PM

You know what Smosh should do is they should MAKE A FULL LENGTH VIDEO!!! Basically 1-1.5 hours long about anything really but idk. Me and my friends would just LOVE that. If you guys agree then post another comment like this. we might get a video.
S h a r d e e d a r

Sunday, October 12, 2008 4:09 AM

hey guys add me please xD and love ur videos!