In the summer of 2006, we set out to find the alleged ghosts of La Lomita. We where left with more questions than answers. This is our second investigation. This is our evidence.

A 1950's style B-movie parody about the chupacabras and two guys who happen to run into him.

Black Thunder, a "luchador", is ruffing up kids at the park in Las Milpas. Beaner Man Comes to the rescue.

we investigated the abandoned san juan hotel. the san juan hotel is located in san juan texas. it has been abandoned for several years. the alleged murder of a prostitute was committed when the hotel was already closed. http://myspace.com/lasmilpas http://www.lasmilpasproductions.com

bloopers of videos we have done, and other stuff that we have filmed over the years 1- alternate ending to beaner man 2 2- jose wanting to take a shit during bm2 filming 3- messing around @ edgars house 4- joe explaining how the border patrol stoped us from going into SAMFORDYCE (texas ghost town) 5- dressing up fucking bush and showing his little dick 6- jose acting stupid 7- lmp shirt 8- the blood effect from cops III 9- edgar grilling some chicken 10- more messing around @ edgars house 11- nestor asking edgar about a funny sign in houston 12- joe trying to sing 13- edgar taking a small piss on our way to san antonio 14- nestor spiting on a car from a parking garage in san antonio 15- nacho el elotero drops his horn during filming of beaner man 16- 15 year old edgar saying stupid shit in our high school cafeteria 17- edgar turning the camera away @ a burger kin

beaner man rescues a girl and gives some putasos to some pendejos

Beaner Man is the new superhero in town. He is here to fight those fucking racist bastards and help out the Hispanic community in America. In This episode he helps a poor elotero get his bike back. "Keeping the border safe one beaner at a time." ( more )

second trailer fro grand theft auto: rio grande valley. winter 2007 myspace.com/lamilpas www.lasmilpasproductions.com

In the third and last installment of the COPS - Las Milpas trilogy, Tijerina works for the FBI as an undercover agent. Jaime Beltran has escaped from a maximum security prison and is wanted dead or alive. It's up to Agent Tijerina to take him down...

http://myspace.com/lasmilpas http://www.lasmilpasproductions.com This is our first documentary. Its about this place called La Lomita in Mission TX and its supposed to be haunted.

check out our video or profile for the second trailer of gta:rgv. and yes... we are working on this shit!!!

outtakes and other funny shit that doesn't make it into our films.

Officer Tijerina now works for McAllen PD. He receives a call for a robbery in progress... http://myspace.com/lasmilpas http://www.lasmilpasproductions.com

bloopers!!!!!!!!

las milpas music video

a parody of the tv show cops