Yes yes...I rule! I guess I'm just used to catching things in my m....oh wait. That doesn't sound right at all. We stopped at a rest area on the way from Chicago to Columbus, Ohio on May 18, '09, and after joking around, decided to try the toss & catch again with some Jet-Puffed marshmallows. This time (unlike attempt #1) was a success!!! Mostly cause I'm awesome.

Oh MANNNNN!!! Koh Samui, Thailand, on Chaweng Beach. Every day I would spend at the beach, and afterwards get a fresh pineapple cut for me, and head over to get an hour long massage from the friendliest people EVER!!!! Same girl every day - and other than squashin the weiner on the first day, she did a great job!!! SOOOO good, for SOOOO cheap!!! Ahh I miss those massages...

Ahhhhh always a new adventure to be found SOMEwhere, right!?! :)

They helped me out! I friggin HATE 'skeeters, and these lil lizard guys would hang out outside my hotel room in Thailand and help keep them at bay so I could get some sleep! They weren't much for conversation, but they were great protectors!!! Fast lil f*ckers, too!! :)

Ahhh just discussing getting naked in Thailand, and the advantages or disadvantages thereof. Why do little kids get to be naked and we don't? What's up with that?

Ahhhh yes!! Sitting on the beach in Thailand with Ines (specifically Chaweng Beach in Koh Samui here), and you simply can't get away from these guys, selling everything from blankets to beer to whistles to curtains to...you get the idea. So much junk!!! :)

Out near Railay Bay, in the hidden lagoon that you have to climb and rappel to, lies the cave of the hidden mud people!! You never know what you're going to find, or what you're going to leave behind. OooooOh

Ahhhh the song comes on and it just ROCKS and Eggy and Kev was doin they THANG in da car, rollin around Belmar and seein the sights and bein...well, boring, to be honest! :)

That's not her real name, and I'm not sure you can even HEAR the farts, but she was letting them go in front of the poor waiter and I was totally embarrassed. Kept blaming it on ME too! The NERVE of this girl!

Eggy and I demonstrating some amazing things. She shows us the proper procedure on how to put on fake eyelashes, and I demonstrate how to put on moisturizer and look stunning while doing it. Yup :)

Part 2 of the series...this is how we got out. Since the caves didn't work, we had to find another way out and CLIMBING back UP (the same way we came DOWN) was the only way! We rewarded ourselves at the end, so no worries!

Eggy and I up in Monmouth Mall, chillllllllin and bein silly like we do! I was dyin for a REAL massage but somehow everything was closed (it was a Sunday I think?) and so we had to settle for the massage chairs. 3 minutes of torture and pain...but we make it fun! Sheeeet, mang - we make EVERYTHIN fun! :)

Ahhhhh yes...the beautiful caves out near Railay Beach in Thailand. We climbed, we explored, we got stuck, we had to climb, and...ugh. Managed to have some fun after all that :) hehe Part 1 of 2.

Yeah, this time I was in Thailand riding on a mini-bus (basically a pickup with a roof over the back and some seats) for a while and made friends with this lil kid...he was cool, so I had to teach him how to be obnoxious :)

Well, besides the fact that they were like 10 year old kids fighting, whenever you see a Muay Thai fight, you should always, ALWAYS bet on a guy named NINJA. Are you kidding me!?

In Thailand, Maya Bay is where they shot that amazing, epic shot of the bay with the sparkling water and gorgeous cliffs, etc in the movie "The Beach". I went there and experienced the tranquility and seclusion myself...

OMG like the best-tasting thing EVERRRR...and that's rare for me to say cuz it's not even chocolate!! But this thing was awesomeeee

Nala - so ugly she's cute!!! I must taste/smell good or somethin, cause she couldn't stop lickin my feet/legs!! Holdin my feet down and goin AT it!! Couldn't stop her! At the first NYE party for the day in 2008 with some awesome peeps in Sydney, Australia! The night party was ROCKIN but this was awesome too! Daya at the end, feedin me more wine...what a sweetie! :)

Yeah it's pretty much what it says. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go, and the piss-warm waters of Thailand were callin to me, so I said why not!? :)

Yeah, those fuckers run rampant around there. You never hear about it cause there are never any survivors. And yes, I was running around in the woods behind my hotel by myself.