The best day of work I've had in three years!

Warning: Sexually Explicit. Not for sensitive viewers. Anatomically Correct Statues Thomas J. Kelly goes to the Time Warner Center and discovers two giant anatomically correct statues. Predictably inapprorpriate fun ensues. Also Note: I am trying to figure out how to use this Flip Camera. I had to edit in iMovie. I can't figure out how to do this in Final Cut 4.5 This video is beneath me class wise and quality wise. Yet it's fun and I wanted to share.

Does it scare you that the Governor of New York has to pay for sex? It scares Comedian Thomas J. Kelly. Realize this was written on the day it was announced that New York's Governor Eliot Elliot Spitzer may or may not have been caught with a prostitute ( hooker ). The curses have been bleeped out of this one.

It's Santa versus Santa action.

Tom auditions to become Weeki Wachee's first merman.

Tom Interviews with Mermaid Manager Vici before auditioning to become Weeki Wachee's first merman.

A guy walks around in a Santa suit and makes trouble. It's a "classic" video from my old college cable TV show Night Time.

I had nothing to do with this video. I just love it. They play it before the shows at Weeki Wachee. I think the song is about the mermaids, the park, and aging. It's very sweet

After sharing a laugh about his audition, Mermaid Manager Viki and Mermaid Abby invite Thomas J. Kelly back for a second audition. This time Tom has to please a special judge, Weeki Wachee Mayor Robyn Anderson. (more)

Stand up comic Thomas J. Kelly quits comedy to pursue a new dream. Save the Weeki Wachee mermaids by becoming the park's first male mermaid!

Thomas J. Kelly consults with his physician Dr. Harry Freedman and his trainer David Belamonte of XXL Gym in Massapequa, NY to see if he is fit enough to pursue his dream of becoming Weeki Wachee’s first merman.

The Weeki Wachee mermaids tell us about the historic roadside attraction and their thoughts on whether or not they are ready to accept a man belongs in a mermaid tail. Meanwhile, Thomas J. Kelly leaves Massapequa, New York heading down I-95 to Wee

Thomas J. Kelly has quit stand up comedy to become the first male mermaid at Weeki Wachee Springs. Is the 60-year-old tourist attraction ready for a merman? To see the episodes check out LittleMerman.com

Some people spend their spring breaks on tropical islands. Thomas J. Kelly spent his Spring Break on Long Isl

We put this together as a joke . . . it's a promo for our podcast, ThisShowAgain.com's hot chick on a toilet contest. I did it to test a camera. What do you think?