Humans are facing not only a planetary crisis, but the rejection of the Galactic community if we don't get our act together! A Council of aliens are deciding what to do with the lovely planet on the edge of the Galaxy...

See George Bush give the famous 1 finger salute, then vow to destroy America for the thrill of "victory"! Play it again & again, for all your friends! Contact BzB @ Ministry of Mutation for a DVD version of collected shorts! BzB@toast.net

"Window of the World" in which our hapless hero unwittingly transmits a "reality broadcast" to the Galactic Network via an implant in his frontal cortex. In a dystopian waltz of global proportions, our earthly everyman becomes aware of his galactic

Awaken the Planet No time for waiting child listen to the buzz and the hum every living fiber sings out born to this day with joy from a sea of fleshy fear become tomorrow's hero surrounded by fierce desire eyes filled with feral figm

I am telling you this secret, oh my kythlings. Chaos never died. Magic will win in the End. Our children may be Changelings, but the Earth will love them intensely and absolutely. What Orcas are we shall become. Music will sing from the sparks in the

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