This is Paul Potts, a mobile phone salesman from Wales. (Which, despite what Arj says, is a place that has nothing to do with Moby Dick) Anyway, he is my new favourite singer.

This is Paul Potts, a mobile phone salesman from Wales. (Which, despite what Arj says, is a place that has nothing to do with Moby Dick) Anyway, he is my new favourite singer.

This is an extra from my Punch Drunk Love DVD. It is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I love this movie, although Arj doesn't - as Billy Madison is one of his favourite films, I think he was expecting something a little different. In fact he walked out after 10 minutes. But he finds this funny too.

This young lady makes a meal of this Javelin throw. I hope she was ok.

This is Arj on some TV show in Australia. He was gone for ages when he went there this time. Good thing Bouncy was around to keep me company.

I think this girl is a genius - she is my hero. She needs some kind of award. I can only do 9.67 seconds. I think I did one faster once but Arj didn't hit start on the stopwatch.

This is an interview I taped on BBC with a man who is actually a cab driver but who was mistaken for an internet expert. He is funny at the start when he realises he is not meant to be there. He is a champion.

This one time when Arj and I went trainspotting. He isn't very patient.

This is when Arj came home one time.