cat!

please can we cover this issue that man is amazing

dad, mom, sky, grandma, myself, nora, cousin geoff making some tonal crap on crystal glasses and then bringing in them there beer bottles... this is what happens when you combine inebriation with GENIUS.

played by my father on the crystal glass and my mom on the, uh, vocal chords. and that shot of nora giggling at the end breaks my h-a-r-t into 10000000 happy pieces.

playing new years songs on the beer bottle and adding harmonic 5ths. what is my life coming to? dinner at grandmas with the family and noraaaaaaaaa!

on queens blvd, i think it is, there's this parking area that's beneath an outdoor subway station and the ceiling is made of arched stone so that when you speak, there's this huuuuuuuuge amazing echo. we had fun.

In 8th grade, Liv and I took care of Ms. M's class frog on our lunch period. Sometimes. Upon this visit, there was petting and singing to and rapping to and um, video taping of! Liv's the camerawoman, I'm the BADASS MC. And there's ze frog :D

So this one time Nora and Annie were in NY with me and we went to Fontana's and my experiment concluded the following: THEORY: Annie's eyes are blue. FACT: Nora is adorable when recently-woken (among other times). And Fontana's fucking rules.

Jon Assous and I in English class, stepping back from the Jesus vs. Jews argument to discuss the importance of Matzoh on ALL Jewish holidays. HELL YES.