Shocking. This is a long one-- so get the bag of chips and can of soda and hunker down for some BrainNoise. Guest Michael Moore sings "Times They are a Changin'" on The Jay Leno Show and Larry King thinks Moore wrote it.

I feel much better now that I have made this video. But it does drive me nuts when things on sale do not ring in as the sales price.

My good friend Ashley Hamilton will be following in his fathers dance steps as a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Ashley has asked for my help. Watch the adventure as I help him every step of the way on DancingWithAshley.com.

FINALLY! Can you imagine my elation when I came upon this article in New York Times? BrainNoise.com

This is an experiment gone horribly wrong. I am warning you-- this video sucks. I am partially embarrassed to even post it. But I am. Spend the next two minutes doing something else unless you want to help me understand why I am even posting this. I couldn't get these two songs, from my childhood, out of my head.

I finally broke down and started watching Dancing with the Stars-- but for one reason-- to watch Apple Computer founder and super super geek Steve Wonziak. THIS is entertainment. But watch the hypocrisy I have uncovered in the computer world. Apple, and believe me nobody drinks the Apple Kool-Aid more than me, is lying to us!

Ugly industrial carpeting. Need I say more? (Maybe.)

Here's everything rattling around inside my brain this week.

Shocking shower experience exposed.

Unbeknownst to me and most of the world (the sane world) there is a group of ardent, outspoken, defensive, devoid of senses of humor badminton fanatics... that are outright mean at times. There is no joking abiout badminton to these people-- it is their religion. I discovered this when I posted a video questioning the validity of badminton as an Olympic event. And for those of you that know me, it was done with a wink. But now it is on! Here is my reaction to their unrealistic reaction. You'll be shocked to discover what was an Olympic event from 1912-1948 (unless you read the LA Times yesterday.)

I was forced to play Badminton at camp. I never took it seriously. Never thought it was sport. Is it?

I didn't realize liberals were such wimps until I really sat down to think about it... here are my thoughts followed by Obama's latest campaign ad.

Me bumping into the world. This is part of a series I do on BrainNoise.com-- go there to see other video blogs including NYC vlog #1 and #3.

Entertainment Tonight sent me to Fashion Week to cover Lauren Conrad's (girl from MTV reality show THE HILLS) runway show. It was a VERY uptight climate-- this is what I got.

Comedian ORNY ADAMS takes you inside the world of L.A.'s paparazzi and turns the lens onto the photogs in this brand new video blog. From walkie-talkies to car-hopping, see exactly what it takes to track down BRITNEY SPEARS and PARIS HILTON as Orny investigates in this special -- and even dangerous -- assignment!

As sometimes happens in my comedy, the funny is lost in a serious message I am compelled to get out. I believe wholeheartedly every word and premise I postulate in this piece... but topics of death and missing children are inflammatory to say the least. I am just the messenger. This has long frustrated me and I have never been able to make my thoughts work on stage... as is evident from the few clips including in this piece. You can hear the uneasy laughter. I dedicate this blog to all the missing or murdered people that do not get the proper media coverage they deserve.

Comedian ORNY ADAMS is blogging about his night at the Oscars exclusively for ETonline! It's the side to Hollywood's biggest night you've never seen, as Adams goes behind the scenes, on the red carpet and even in the kitchen at the Billboard magazine and Children Uniting Nations Oscar bash!

I'm out of the viral game! Done. What was supposed to be an exciting event in my life... having a video featured on the front page of Myspace.com turned into a harsh reality and wake up call for me. Watch and learn.

I mean come on! Enough is enough. Let's work. President's Day-- do we really need to celebrate it... this year?

Gary Coleman brought us so much joy and laughter in the 80s... and then things got tough for him. But this Valentine's Day he is the happiest man in the world. And I'm happy for him!