SS state sponsored kiddie TV show.....I actually got the "GREATEST PUNK ROCK SINGER OF ALL TIME" to sing this song that I wrote....dont believe me? check it out

self descriptive....I made this video many years ago....but sadly, it still remains as relevant today

one of my earliest films....circa 87. yeah so naturally, first I exploited the girl....but then she got to kill the psycho creep (no not me).....The problem was that the footage of her killing the bad guy sucked so bad that I couldnt use it......unfortunately now it is she who is buried in the backyard.... NOTE: ...not my backyard.

a beginner's guide to juggling...by a quick learner!

Old hillbilly coot kicks up some dust and belts out a tune........to the music of Dorsal Fink............yeah Boh!

Never before seen ... historical documentation of some of the greatest live underground bands of the past 23 years.....videotaped exclusively by Monsieur Bardot himself.........for you

our band Dorsal Fink performing live at the Pow Wow 2007.... "Surf Wars" on WESP..Extreme Sports TV, featured this battle between Neptune and Aquaman... at stake....Nothing less than....The Legendary Crown Of Atlantis.........and the winner is.....

Listen up you Goddamn terrorists...Meet the man who should be the real director of Homeland Security. The man who speaks for millions. Meet Osama's worst nightmare! I made this video a few weeks after 9-11.....2001

DEVO kicked off their show with this weird acoustic version of "Jocko Homo" the night that I videotaped this in 1988 at the 9:30 Club in Wash DC

The title says it all