Dear Texas, you are known for so many thing such as BBQ ,10 gallon chap, weird accents that make you sound like your sarcastically making fun of everyone else and your greatest work of all time, Matthew McConaughey.
You are also known for loving TV CARNAGE. So, in return TV CARNAGE is going to love you right back, this weekend in Austin and Houston.
That's right! TV CARNAGE the original germ that has spawned and inspired a thousand hacks is back to reign in bloody laughter!
Austin and Huston will bare witness too "LET'S WORK IT OUT!" TV CARNAGE's fitness tape designed to make you a glistening mutant and up to five times less healthy as when you began or system! That's a guarantee. You'll laugh so hard you'll be able to scrub the pants you just shit on your newly acquired washboard stomach.
LET'S WORK IT OUT is the 6th DVD release from the TV CARNAGE line of eye-watering products, assembled from hundreds and hundreds of hrs of exercise video fodder, including anything that dared to have exercise as part of it's plot line. If fitness has taken America by storm, then LET'S WORK IT OUT Is America's Perfect Shit Storm.
So jog down to the following locations and give your eyes a workout by witnessing a cavalcade of all new TV CARNAGE magic, including other never seen before glimpses of humanity from other upcoming TV CARNAGE releases.
Added: November 18, 2009 Runtime: 02:32 Plays: 23 Comments: 0
Dear Texas, you are known for so many thing such as BBQ ,10 gallon chap, weird accents that make you sound like your sarcastically making fun of everyone else and your greatest work of all time, Matthew McConaughey.
You are also known for loving TV CARNAGE. So, in return TV CARNAGE is going to love you right back, this weekend in Austin and Houston.
That's right! TV CARNAGE the original germ that has spawned and inspired a thousand hacks is back to reign in bloody laughter!
Austin and Huston will bare witness too "LET'S WORK IT OUT!" TV CARNAGE's fitness tape designed to make you a glistening mutant and up to five times less healthy as when you began or system! That's a guarantee. You'll laugh so hard you'll be able to scrub the pants you just shit on your newly acquired washboard stomach.
LET'S WORK IT OUT is the 6th DVD release from the TV CARNAGE line of eye-watering products, assembled from hundreds and hundreds of hrs of exercise video fodder, including anything that dared to have exercise as part of it's plot line. If fitness has taken America by storm, then LET'S WORK IT OUT Is America's Perfect Shit Storm.
So jog down to the following locations and give your eyes a workout by witnessing a cavalcade of all new TV CARNAGE magic, including other never seen before glimpses of humanity from other upcoming TV CARNAGE releases.
What's p-p-p-p-p-poppin' people!? 8 days til our totally mega kick ass party at SXSW yo, hollah! Peace! Word is born. MARCH 21ST AT THE SCOOT INN! Doors open at 1: motherfucking 30 so don't be late cuz they ain't no RSVP or none of that shit. It's on some next level "first come first served" shit. Hey-o-o-o-o-o-o.
HERE IS ANOTHER CLIP FROM THE NEW ADULT SWIM SHOW "TOTALLY FOR TEENS.
CREATED AND WRITTEN BY PINKY OF TV CARNAGE.
PRODUCED BY SOME IDIOTS WHO BROUGHT YOU TV CARNAGE, THE DAILY SHOW AND WONDER SHOWZEN
Introducing TV CARNAGE’s latest, temporary cure for upper body nudity – The Garfield Coleman™. This wee beastie can be found throughout the week foraging Hollywood dumpsters for discarded one-liners, quips and catch phrases; but despite its diminutive, portly package it has the brass coconuts to take on the world’s greatest adversary…MONDAYS!
Garfield Coleman is to Mondays what the Mongoose to the Cobra. So watch out Monday, you smug piece of caustic shit, cause despite your incessant negative ramblings the question still remains; “WHAT CHOO TALKIN’ BOUT MONDAYS?!”
Monday, in short (no pun) your MonDAYS are numbered.
Printed on American Apparel T-Shirt stuff and available in African American and Caucasian.
TV CARNAGE DIRECTS AND DEBUTS ELECTRIC SIX'S NEW FANTASTIC VIDEO "RANDY'S HOT TONIGHT" ON streeboners.com.
Shot in 1990 in Latvia this video is sure to be a HIT!
From their new record album on Metropolis Records “I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master” SBTVC is proud to present the World Wide Debut of RANDYS HOT Directed By PINKY of TV CARNAGE.
Enjoy. Post comments and DIGG it.
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I love session musicians AND i love how many bands are on the planet these days... so i dedicate this to the music industry. everyyyybody start a band!!
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