These jokes got edited so well for TV I started telling them that way

Segment for Fuel TV's "The Daily Habit by comedian Chris Fairbanks

Segment for Fuel TV

By the last day of the Action Sports Retail Trade-show, things had wound down, industry-wise. So there was no choice but to pose as a world renowned Female Bikini Inspector (FBI) for the up-coming '08 beach season!

The Action Sports and Retail Tradeshow in San Diego attracts new and often lame additions to the world of skateboarding. After trying out some of the new toys, Chris Fairbanks gives his opinion as to what that company's future holds. Mostly crap.

Chris Fairbanks, an ill-informed journalist for Fuel TV's "The Daily Habit" travels to EA Games in Vancouver, Canada to expose them in an alleged underground plot entitled "The Tony Hawk Killer"!

Man on the street/journalist, Chris Fairbanks, asks John Q. Public specific questions about skateboarding for the Daily Habit on Fuel TV.

The coach prays for a miracle and gets help from a cocky ball-hogging son of God.

Surfers who talk too much and never actually get in the water.