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All my NEW videos are www.hogwild.net ! "Neither of us has made the first move. Should I make a move or wait for him?"

See ALL my videos: http://www.hogwild.net/ You MUST communicate with each other! To be able to do this, you must establish mutual trust and respect. WHAT NOT TO DO A.K.A. HOW TO DESTROY TRUST - When your partner is trying to tell you something, interrupt and argue - Judge your partner. Make him/her feel guilty - Hide things. Deceive. Lie. - Break your promises. - Mock your partner until they feel insecure by shouting things in public like, "You're stupid and you have ugly genitals!"

You need to reach the level of emotional independence. At this level you can take care of yourself. You won't starve to death. You are free. I think William Shakespeare explained it the best in his sonnet, "Thou Can Wipe Thy Own Ass."

Type 1 Flirting Text Message: I'm listening to your favorite song & it made me think of u. ;) Type 2 Flirting Text Message: I'm eating a Jumbo Hot Dog & it made me think of u. ;)

THINGS GUYS DO WHEN THEY LIKE A GIRL: When the guy is between... Ages 10-13: yanks her hair, passes her notes in class, makes fun of her... Ages 14-17: hugs her, writes her a poem/song, tries to impress her by doing something cool like doing a stunt on his skateboard or playing Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" on his trumpet. NOTE TO SELF: Why did I think that would work?

A girl will never forget your kiss if you gently caress her lower lip with your lips... then you softly touch her tongue with your tongue, then you slowly breathe in as you stomp on her foot as hard as you can! That's a kiss she'll never forget! HA HA HA! Then, after the emergency room doctors untwist your testicles, come back here and I'll tell you how to kiss her the right way. :)

"He threatens to break-up with me all the time, he calls me names and says I'm a crazy b!tch because I want to talk instead of fighting... I don't know what to do. I need your help." THE ONLY NAMES YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND: * sweetheart * love-muffin * my little naughty groin goblin (In bed only. Never at Church.) see all my Dating Advice at www.hogwild.net

The most important thing you wear is your attitude. If you go out with the mindset of "picking up" you will come across as needy and desperate. You're not going shopping. You're meeting people. So put away your "I-need-sex-really-bad" Club Card that's attached to your keychain and pretend that... Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor. (www.hogwild.net)

My music video tribute to the love of my life, Lynda Carter AKA Wonder Woman! Sing along! "We'll go out on the town... Eating good and beating bad guys down... I'd be up for any task... Plus I like a girl who can kick my a$$!"

Dating Advice: "What does it mean when a guy stares at you?" Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor. www.hogwild.net

Do you know the REAL meaning of St. Patrick's Day? :) www.hogwild.net

Pictures of cute baby pandas... and the boobs of alyssa milano, maxi mounds, anna nicole smith, antonella barba, miss brazil, heidi klum, jennifer love hewitt, jessica simpson, lindsay lohan, melania trump, salma hayek, and scarlett johansson. Prepare to be confused! Get more at www.hogwild.net

Pictures of cute baby pandas... and the boobs of alyssa milano, maxi mounds, anna nicole smith, antonella barba, miss brazil, heidi klum, jennifer love hewitt, jessica simpson, lindsay lohan, melania trump, salma hayek, and scarlett johansson. Prepare to be confused!

The goofiest interview you will ever hear. Find out the secrets and behind-the-scenes stuff of the stand-up comedian business.

Tara Reid, everyone's favorite moron/slut with big breasts is opening her own fast food restaurant (for real)! So I have to comment on this because it is important to society.

President Bush delivers an important speech about protecting old people from being invaded.

I was kicking game to this chick when I find out that she already has a boyfriend... Jesus.

Who has gone HogWild this week? * That crackhead Flavor Flav is expecting his 7th child! 7th! * Diddy wants to be James Bond * Crazy Gay Christian Sex Scandal * Why I love the hip-hop handshake

"Our contestant has just bid $100 on this h00ker. Is he right, y'all?!!!"