Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He's not Mike. Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike. Not only is this a review of Rob Zombie's Halloween, we ALSO review some of the critics of the flick. We get mean. It's funny. M: It was written and shot in three days and that's not necessarily a bad thing. I: And we were doin' Jell-O shots the whole time, which ain't a bad thing either. M: Either way. Enjoy.

Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He's not Mike. Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike. Well, kiddies, here it is, our documentary on Evil Dead-The Musical, THE GREATEST PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY PERIOD! M: He does love his all caps. Anyway, we shot this on location in Toronto, got to interview some of the fans, as well as cast members AND George Reinblatt, who wrote the show. I: Be warned. It contains strong language, adult themes, and overuse of the word gentile. M: The picture and sound quality isn't perfect, we know, but it has a "Blair Witch as shot by an hydrocephalic monkey with cataracts" look that we kind of like. However, episode two should be better. I: We're firin' the monkey, right? M: Oh yes! I: Good. Namaste