If ailing banks, the auto industry, and states that nobody cares about are getting money then why can’t celebrities? Popcrunch presents the five people that are in most dire need of assistance and should be getting a bailout from the government.

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan broke up--find out what Samantha did. Miley Cyrus claims she is closer to God. And find out why Jessica Simpson thought she was cut from her country music label. All this and more on this edition of the Popcrunch Show.

Ah… Nazis, Helen Keller, Twitter, and finger banging. Pop Crunch is back. What's the deal with Lady Gaga? What has Lindsay Lohan said now? Where is Angelina planning to adopt from next? Find out on this edition of the Popcrunch Show. Visit http://www.popcrunch.com!

It's been awhile, but Popcrunch is back swinging, just like Chris Brown. Britney Spears had a wardrobe malfunction and lets it all hang out, again. And find out why we think Rock of Love is a classier show than The Bachelor. Don't forget to comment on the picture!

Find out who ranks number one as the funniest potential sexual assault convict in TV and movies on this edition of the Popcrunch Show.

Did Miley expose herself again? Are Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Ronson on the rocks? Does Tony Romo have a new linebacker girlfriend? Find out all this and more on this edition of the Popcrunch Show. Visit popcrunch.com

Throughout the years teen tin ear syndrome has made acts like Danny Partridge, New Kids on the Block, 98 Degrees, The Backstreet Boy, N’sync, Hanson, The Jonas Brothers, Hanna Montana, and Demi Lovato. Grow up! These bands are not good.

What did Ryan Seacrest do this week? Who is stealing the Jonas Brothers' underwear. And why was Jackass Johnny Knoxville detained at the LA airport? Find out this and more on this edition of the Popcrunch Show. Visit popcrunch.com.

Sarah East breaks down the 2009 Golden Globe Awards. Ryan Seacrest got dissed by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Miley droped a "dad beats us joke". And find out why one winner wasn't able to attend. Visit popcrunch.com

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Find out what we think the Jonas Brothers, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Heidi and Spencer, Jamie Lynn Spears, and other stars should get for Christmas.

What did we learn from Britney's documentary? Why does Twilight star Kristen Stewart act out of it all the time? And which Olsen twin is rumored to be pregnant? Find out all the answers and more on this edition of the Popcrunch Show.

On this edition of the Popcrunch Show: Find out if Paris Hilton broke up with Benji Madden. What's the deal with Twilight the movie and its star Kristen Stewart? Is Karolina Kurkova a Barbie Doll, Stepford Wife or alien?

Find out what Sarah has to say about Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas' break up. Why did Lohan have flour thrown all over her? And Jennifer Aniston came clean about her relationship with John Mayer and called out Angelina. Visit popcrunch.com

Adrienne Bailon has nude photos floating around the internet. Lauren Conrad flips out at JFK Airport. Find out what Kevin Jonas got for his birthday. Did Madonna reunite Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears? Visit http://popcunch.com

On this edition of the Popcrunch Show: find out what movie the Jonas Brothers will be starring in. Will Miley Cyrus continue to star in Hannah Montana? And the Olsen twins are thinking about getting boob jobs. Visit http://popcrunch.com

Sarah gives her version of High School Musical 3. Lindsay Evans, Miss Teen USA was stripped of her crown because of a dine and dash, oh and some weed. And lastly, Lindsay Lohan and America Ferrera clash over the way Lohan acted on the set of Ugly Betty. Visit http://popcrunch.com

Mylie got caught making out with with her 20 year old boyfriend. Jamie Lynn is pregnant, again. Madonna and Guy Ritche are getting a divorce. The Hills could be ending due to money issues. All this and more on this edition of the Popcrunch Show. Visit popcrunch.com!

On this edition of the Popcrunch Show: Will Nick Jonas be outdone by Zac Efron? Britney Spears has a 90 minute documentary on MTV. Eva Mendes rips J-lo for how she manages her career. Visit http://www.popcrunch.com/

On this edition of the Popcrunch Show, you decide...camel toe or no camel toe? Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt. Entourage star Jeremy Piven is creeping on Hayden Panettiere. Heidi Montag tries to give advice to Sarah Palin. Visit http://popcrunch.com.