Topics in today's show: --Biden gets the veep nod --Democrats kick off their convention --McCain's Colorado office receives white powder envelope --Julia Child's career working for the CIA NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family! Feel free to post your comments on this video, we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in today's show: --China gets praise from U.S. media --Obama accuses McCain of being a celebrity --New York names highway after Tim Russert, --Tara Reid dropped from "Dancing with the Stars." NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family! Feel free to post your comments on this video, we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in today's show: --Barack Obama says he'll announce his vice presidential nominee via text messaging --Nancy Pelosi drops her staunch opposition to domestic drilling --John McCain says he's a fan of the music group ABBA --Angelina Jolie takes over for Tom Cruise in a new script. NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to tell your friends and family! Feel free to post your comments on this video, we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in today's show: --Economists say America's economy would do better under McCain than Obama --Obama flip-flops on oil reserves --Liberal blogs 12x more likely to use profanity than conservative blogs --Jenna Jameson pregnant --Cheech and Chong reunite NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

--John Edwards gets exposed by the National Enquirer for his affair --The Olympics kick off in China --NewsBusted parent blog NewsBusters.org turns 3 years old --John McCain's YouTube channel gets a lot of attention --Kevin Costner's "Swing Vote" is a big flop NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in today's show: --Global Warming Delusion, the latest fad disease --Barack Obama goes back on his pledge to do townhall debates --Hillary Clinton hosts dinners to pay off campaign debts --A Missouri woman claims she saw Jesus in a bowl of Cheetos --Kim Cattrall says she won't get plastic surgery NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

--John McCain and Barack Obama nearly even in latest polls --Dan Rather's latest conspiracy theory --Profits at the New York Times down 82 percent --Greek court says not all lesbians are from Lesbos --Mississippi ranked America's fattest state NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in today's show: --John McCain says he's not getting enough media coverage --Barack Obama's foreign tour --"Golden Girls" star Estelle Getty dies at the age of 84 --An owner of McDonald's restaurants in Nevada has been fined one million dollars for hiring illegal aliens NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in this episode: --U.S. in a recession? Yes according to Barack Obama --Fox News anchor Chris Wallace slams MSNBC for mixing news and opinion --A prison reality show? --Lindsay Lohan designs leggings --The cop from the Village People goes to the hospital --"Rock of Love" star Bret Michaels and winner Ambre Lake break up! NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in today's show: --The "big three" anchors travel to Iraq with Barack Obama --Al Gore is called a hypocrite for taking three limos and an SUV to a speech demanding sacrifice for the environment --Three big New York newspapers think about combining print operations to save money --Playboy's "Girls of the Olive Garden" --Andy Dick's arrest NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in today's show: --Cindy McCain on John lying about his age --Congress suffering from record-low approval ratings --California's new global warming sticker for cars --Dog meat no longer on the menu for Chinese Olympics --Ali Lohan releases a new CD NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Jodi's back! Topics in today's show: --Jesse Jackson's Barack Obama comments provoke a firestorm --Iran's fake missile launch --The U.S. removes 550 tons of uranium from Iraq --Is "black hole" a racist term instead of a scientific one? --Cher getting ready for her third marriage --A man dies from eating tainted crab meat at Ruby Tuesday NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Post your comments on the video we love them. We also love seeing how many people won't read this disclaimer and realize the laughtrack is a joke itself. Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Jodi is still off this week, so once again please welcome Al Sonja Schmidt! Topics in today's show (taped before Jesse Jackson's nuts comment): --Real progress in Iraq as the good news keeps coming in --Drilling for oil in Alaska? Yes say over 50% of Americans --Hillary Clinton for pope? --Starbucks continues hemorrhaging money NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Al Sonja Schmidt Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Please give a warm welcome this week for our guest host Al Sonja Schmidt! Topics in today's show: --Rush Limbaugh inks a $400 million contract --Barack Obama and his flip flops --Dennis Haysbert of "24" fame says he paved the way for Obama. Huh? --In Touch magazine votes Jessica Simpson's breasts the best in Hollywood --A Florida man dies after drinking 23 shots in 30 minutes NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Al Sonja Schmidt Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in today's Fourth of July episode: --Media bias? An Los Angeles Times poll shows Barack Obama beating John McCain by 15 points --Presidential campaign condoms? --Heather Locklear speaks out about depression --A anti-fart medication for sheep? NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one.

Topics in today's show: --Barack Obama finally decides to visit Iraq --Palestinians break their latest truce with Israel --MTV starts accepting political ads --Verne Troyer's sex tape --"Knight Rider" GPS navigation device?

--Barack Obama releases his first TV ads --CNN's Roland Martin comments on "weak" conservative men --Police in Cape Cod Massachusetts crack down on public sex acts NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in this show: --Barack Obama breaks his promise to take public funds for his campaign --Trying Osama bin Laden in court? --Queen Latifah is reportedly planning to marry her long-time girlfriend NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in today's show: --A federal judge comes under fire for serving porn over the internet --Liberal groups come up with a program encouraging Democrats not to have sex with Republicans --New U.S. flag stamps announced --A very expensive hamburger --Steven Tyler of Aerosmith gets out of rehab NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

Topics in this episode: --Barack Obama gets only a small bump in the polls after getting the nomination --CNN markets itself as the neutral news channel --The Obama campaign's new anti-rumor web site --800 rats in an Oregon house! --K-Mart sells sweatpants promoting abstinence NewsBusted is a comedy webcast about the news of the day, uploaded every Tuesday and every Friday. If you like the show, be sure to subscribe! Think you're funny? Send your (short) jokes to rightstuffcomedy at yahoo.com. If we use them, we'll pay you USD $50 for each one. Starring: Jodi Miller Director: Bruce Roundtower Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield