Erika David, one of YouTube's sensational musician's puts together and exclusive piece for Bastard & Friends..."Trading Places" by Usher. She's also rockin' our Bastard & Friends infamous logo t-shirt. Links: http://www.bastardandfriends.com http://www.youtube.com/erikadavid http://www.myspace.com/erikadavidonline http://www.blogtv.com/People/erikadavid http://www.facebook.com/pages/Erika-David/31764123736

The sleight-of-hand bastard who's always a day late and a dollar short. Why is it that there's always one person that never likes to pay for their share of things? Especially when it comes to paying for their food that they've already ordered. Do they not always have money or is it because they know someone is always going to spot them? And, it almost always occurs after a session of eating out when it's time to pay the bill. They either will pay the exact cost of the meal based on the price in the menu (not including tax or tip by the way) or just won't pull out any cash whatsoever.

Don't you just love it when you're about to park in the finest parking stall possible? Or how 'bout when the parking lot is full and there's only one spot left when you're just about to pull in…and a 5-MPG monstrosity is taking up 2 stalls---and the last spot?! Seriously, is the stall too small, is another parking lesson needed or can you not just park at all? Or, what about the able-bodied bastard who parks in the handi-capped spot for his own convenience? Dude, it's for the physically handi-capped, not mentally handi-capped!

Okay, they have to do this on purpose: You're just about to take off on Friday afternoon, ready to chill with friends and loved ones, when your boss "asks" if you'll do overtime. What is it with these bosses? Do they really need the OT or is this just a power trip?