On August 11th, 2009 a candidate for "Dumb Ass Of The Year" left two messages on the Skin Art Creations Tattoo Emporium answering machine. These are the actual messages.

U.S. Army Sergeant Michael S. Denning gets a large back tattoo from his Father; Award Winning Tattoo Artist "The GYPSY" at the Skin Art Creations Tattoo Emporium in Independence, Kansas. The tattoo was rendered on April 22, 2008 and consists of the "Boondocks Saints" prayer. Sergeant Denning proves in this video that if it truly was an "Army Of One" surrender would come pretty quick once he saw a tattoo needle. This is one of the funniest videos of a tattoo being done you will ever see. And if you think Part One is funny be sure to take a look at the longer and even funnier "Sergeant Denning Gets A Tattoo - Part Two." Check out the Skin Art Creations Tattoo Emporium website at www.ubtat2d.com