This needed to be done, sorry. There is no such thing as a "real" vampire versus a "fake" vampire considering Vampires don't exist. Something that is already fiction can't be faked, yeah? What also can't be faked? Creativity and originality. My vampires can walk in sunlight, mingle with humans, don't have to steer clear of garlic, and they fxcking sparkle. That's right - THEY SPARKLE. I'd rather have a sparkly, sexy vampire than one who sleeps in a damn coffin and can't see the light of day without dying. Cheers. =D Oh... and P.S - ignore Sabrina's off-track-ness.

I hate country music - but I LOVE Taylor Swift for doing "Thug Story" with T-Pain. Seriously, one of the most awesome songs ever made.... so naturally - Sabrina had to ruin it. LMAO. J/k. The two of us doing what we do best - acting a fool and causing a ruckus.

So the first slogans video was just me being... well. Me. This is Sabrina being HERSELF - as in a less awesome version of me. Lmao. No, jay-kay. This is just a more put together version of my slogan rant. =D =D =D

Never stopped and thought about what fast food places REALLY mean to get across with their slogans did you?? Well I did. =D

The post-it game// Tony the Tiger// Sabrina isn't very bright// Her dress was way too short// LOL// This was pretty fun.

I'm a bit late this year. Forgive me// New Year with Deweyyy// I WAS SICK// My voice sounds really stupid// I would advise you to turn the volume DOWN// Sailors gettin' action// I think this is funny// Kay.

If you take a look at Yovanni, Marc, and I (and now - Luis) - you'll notice the interesting collection of scars we've collected throughout the years; this video is the perfect example of WHY we all have crazy scars. --- My brother is stronger than I thought he was// Yovanni can jump really high// After this video, Luis made fun of how my voice cracked when I said "side"// I don't think Luis realized I was taking a video - even though he was the one who told me to// Extreme close-up of Luis's face// Extreme close-up of Marc's face// Not so extreme close-up of Yovanni's face, lol. Oops.

Sabrina as Haley Williams// Misery Business// Epic fail// She doesn't know the lyrics// Did I mention EPIC FAIL??

Sabrina as Richard Simmons// This workout tape sold millions in Japan// 3oh!3// Nice legs, Daisy Dukes// I just set them up, just set them up, just set them up, to knock them down// Sabrina fails AGAIN at exiting the camera// 2:50// Sabrina jumping out of the frame// Scream?

I'd be happy just sitting in a car with this group // T.I // Luis // Dr. Evil // Khalil // Yovanni // This is really short and random // I love these kids. <333

I thought I lost Sabrina // Sabrina is from hell // Being kind to your girlfriend doesn't make you seem very hell-like. Just saying // Sabrina's demon voice // Sabrina was one of the devil's ho's // The devil is guilty of beastiality // Sabrina's Mum is a nice woman // And she doesn't rock the cradle // Hand-face changes // Sabrina fails EPICLY at getting out of the camera.

Oh yes. You can never escape the raw power of Jess with a video camera. =]

She wants to be on Broadway... cuz she's pretty. LOL. Hip hop. Random cheers. Wiggle it. Just a little bit. Cookies... cookies.... cookies and cream. YUM. Riding on a donkey... sitting on a cactus. We think your team needs a little *out of breath* practice. LOL. She's gunna get Angryyyyyy. 1:32-1:34. Her anger is apparently farting. LOL. Sabrina choked on cheesecake. Jenine almost kicking me in the face. God... Jenine doing the Cherry Pie... uhh.. dance??? And that's how she rolls.

Class act guys, class act. My favorite Fall Out Boy song - Of all the Gin Joints in the World. And my favorite neighbor... Ok...ok **SECOND** favorite neighbor.

Gangster Jenine writing her Christmas list. "Believe me, I know where you sleep." Sabrina has nothing to do with her gangster ways. "Where do I sleep?" "In your bed--X's bed." *PAUSE* WHOAAAAA!!! Lol... No comment. Jenine likes whispering to my camera. =D "She can't speak..... Chinese!" "At least I don't PERSUADE Asians!!" - LOL. Scooter is an angel from the heaven above. Jenine had a peppermint chocolate shake. Oh dear. Sabrina likes chicks. More than one chick. Jaykay. Just Kristina. Adding Kristina on myspace. Sabrina talks too low. Crapmaster 10,000. Jessi rocks. Lol. The answer to life. Jenine is adorable. <3 "You stink!" "Yeah... I don't actually... but umm.." "You smell good-she smells like pumpkin." "Why do you smell like pumpkin?? Cuz you want people to EAT YOU??" Mucho laughter. LOLZ. Kids say the funniest things. <3 Jenine is more Italian than Sabrina - fact. =] Jenine gets that dirt off her shoulder. <3 THE GAME!!!! I know. You hate me now. LOLz. Sabrina eats bad. LOL. Jenine has a spaz attack, lmao. My favorite number... is Crucio. Favorite number is 24. The 24'Th letter of the alphabet... is X. Lol. It's perfect. <3 Air five. =] Ching chang chong!!!! Ching chang yo!!!! Ying yang ya!!!!

Valley Girl. Sabrina has the best British accent out of all the kids in her class, including the actor kids. Sweeney Todd// Johnny Depp. Helena Bonham Carter. MILF's. The definition of a MILF. Sabrina is a true whore. As opposed to a fake whore.... Victoria Beckham is equal to EW. Spice Girls... I never really got into them... yeah. And therefore did not understand the Melanie C. reference. Pretty VS. Fxckable. Twilight. Cedric Diggory// Robert Patterson. Fun fact about the Harry Potter films. American accent... I seriously want to know how to do one... arg. Random Russell Brand, lol. I went Scottish on her ass. "That was kinda creepy!! It was a bit creepy!!" Pwning Sabrina's head. Mitchell frikkin Davis!!! <3 "LITTLE BITES!!!! CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS!!!" "Whaaaat.theeee.fxccccck?" LMAO. "Sex, sex, sex Little Bitessss." King of the Hill. ^^ The niece is a hooker. Lol. The Beaver rang. "Beeeeaverrrr Las Vegas!" "Super hero gay is you!" Super man is like a stork... apparently. "SEAGULLING!!!" - I heartz Russell Brand. <3 My God... I don't think we can be friends anymore... "Always Coca-Colaaaa" - LOL. No clue. Bursting her bubble.... is that what they're calling it these days? "SHOWER!!!" "Bursted!" Yeah... this is the way we are... 24/7. We're a bit scary at times... But we don't bite. Hard.

This is what happens... I interview my dogs... and talk in weird accents. Just for you Ace, since you were the only one texting me back while I was making this, lol!!

Rofl! Just another day in my neighborhood yo!!

Ok, so wheeen you were in Morocco you obviously didn't get to see the firework show - or the American one, lol. So I recorded it for you because I'm that effin awesome. This actually WASN'T July 4'Th - it was the 5'Th. It was raining like... uberly on the 4'Th so they postponed it. So umm... Happy 4'Th of July on September 11'Th. =]

LMAO!! Sweet Frances. =] LMAO.