Zelda has phlegm in her lungs, a snotty nose, and food is going in but not staying in long. She stayed home this weekend.

Roy's day alone in Chicago, 'cause Zelda had to work!

Here's a video filmed on election day. Zelda is "poll pushing" for Allen Vaught in an effort to help him get elected... that is, until Roy screws it up!

Al Capone, Pretty Boy Floyd, and a great many other gangsters have two characteristics in common. They were all from Chicago, and they all killed people and needed to hide bodies. Here's a quick tour as to how this worked, as well as info as to where you can go for a delicious stick of gum!

Where's Everett? Out of the picture! Zelda's going out with Roy to the big Halloween Party, and E.'s nowhere to be found! Check out this video to find out why Barack Obama approves of it...

Zelda and Everett play tennis... and do SO much more. The mysteries of life are explored, deep philosophical questions posed, and a world record attempt is chronicled. And Everett bounces his balls! Stay tuned, though. In the next episode, Zelda takes a shine to Roy...

If you're watching these videos, you should know the characters. Here's Zelda! Keep checking back, because new videos are being posted frequently, and we want to keep you more excited than a carnie on meth.