Ambition: To be the next “head” of Playboy.
Turn-Ons: PETA ads (featuring Holly), smooth jazz and a nice nibble on the ear.
Turnoffs:
Hunters, certain good-luck charms, Criss Angel and hasenpfeffer.
Things I Love:
Chasing tail, a nicely tailored suit, bagged mini carrots and being ubiquitous.
Role Models:
Hef, James Bond and Weezy.
No One Would Believe It, But...:
I hate carrot cake.
Ambition:
To find interns who know how to make a dry cappuccino, love to file and who won’t ask about taking a trip to the Mansion.
Turn-Ons:
Overachievers, strong work ethic, and interns who don't question my authority.
Turnoffs:
Idiots, laziness, and clock watchers.
The Smartest Person I Know:
Myself
In my free time I:
I go to the gym, I exercise, and I admire my chin.
My Basic Advice for Incoming Interns:
Minimum wages can yield maximum perks if you play your cards right.
Ambition:
To leverage my extensive internship experience in New York into a full-time job at the Playboy Mansion in L.A as the pool attendant.
Turn-Ons:
Hot chicks, happening clubs, and when my fellow interns respect my experience, both in the workplace and with the ladies.
Turnoffs:
Cleaning out offices, natural breasts, DRAMA and people who get up in my grill.
My Philosophy on Life:
No means “maybe later”.
Hobby I Would Like to Pursue:
Being awesome.
What I Value Most in This World:
Being able to look at naked girls at work and get paid for it.
Ambition:
To do whatever it takes to get my mug on Perez Hilton.
Turn-Ons:
Private Jets, bubbly, designer handbags, Hooters shrimp and a nicely groomed man.
Turnoffs:
Commercial jets, waiting in line, guys with highlights and people who don’t read the gossip magazines.
Things That Make Me Feel Sexy:
Designer clothes, handbags and shoes; what recession?
Hobby I Would Like to Pursue:
Being chased by famous men at Hef's Mansion parties.
My Basic Outlook on Life:
Every day presents a new opportunity to have a crush on someone!
Ambition:
To get through the day.
Turn-Ons:
Pedicures, cosmos, people that laugh at my jokes, Henry Kissinger, really I think it’s a question of how I’m feeling that day.
Turnoffs:
Stinky cheeses, knobby knees, The Hills (seriously – those bitches are out of their minds) and Miami.
Someone I Look Up to and Why:
Fat Joe & Lil Wayne… because they make it rain. Not Scott Storch though.
The Smartest Person I Know:
Whoever hired me for the Playboy internship program.
In My Free Time:
You can usually find me hanging out with my improv group… or making it rain.
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