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An etymological exploration of the term “small potatoes” and ethnic slurs; how to smell like meat; a tirade about what could have been in the field of zeppelin technology; a tribute to the brave fighters of the balloon brigade. All in less than three minutes – a greater bargain cannot be had at any price.