My cute kitten Schwartz is playing with a stuffed toy and tries to include my friend's cat Bud who will have none of it.

My kitten Schwartz is playing with a stuffed toy.

Christy demonstrates her air-humping prowess.

I was in my car warming it up, and there was a layer of ice on the windshield and it was melting kind of neat. Water was accumulating down at the bottom of the windshield between the glass and the ice.

Verna shuffles along on the ice after an ice storm we had here in Des Moines, Iowa.

This is a funny commercial a customer emailed me.

I was heading to Ankeny, Iowa from Des Moines. All of a sudden everyone is going super slow. Big backlog, people lined up, and up ahead I see flashing lights. I can't tell yet, but it turns out there's no accident, nothing going on, these retards are reacting to a lone cop car on the side of the road. Adult language.

I was driving home from Ankeny, IA (I live in Des Moines). The weather was teh suxor.