My version of the joke from the movie The Aristocrats. Told between comedians, the joke is constantly changed and never told the same way twice. This is my version. Distributed by Tubemogul.

My performance at Cap City Comedy in Austin, TX immediately after a girl broke up with me and I forgot all my jokes. Distributed by Tubemogul.

If anyone knows Jessica Alba, please get this to her for me. Distributed by Tubemogul.

A little about why I think method actors are wasting their time. Distributed by Tubemogul.

A follow-up to our popular video last year on why the first Twilight sucked, this time Jim gets even more personal in his vicious, all-out attack on the fans and the film. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Jim reads a little Twilight and gives us his first impression. (Hint: he doesn't like it much) Distributed by Tubemogul.

My reading of a page of the second Twilight novel, without commenting on how horribly written it is. I don't even mention cheesy, generic wording used on all of the sentences, the one-dimensional characters, or the tacky, preteen descriptions of love. Totally unbiased. Distributed by Tubemogul.

How the top 250 movies of all time on IMDB have been ruined by people who don't know anything about film. Distributed by Tubemogul.

A theory on how there could be truth behind the Old Testament. Distributed by Tubemogul.

A rant about the most misused word in the contemporary English lexicon. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Quick answers to five questions that were sent in by fans of my vlog. Distributed by Tubemogul.

A few of my thoughts on Twilight and the crowds of asinine people who keep talking about it. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Just wanted to make the offer to you guys that if there are certain topics you'd like to hear discussed on this show, I'd certainly like to get the audience a little more involved. Suggest them to me anywhere, but the most surefire way to reach me is thunderwake@gmail.com Distributed by Tubemogul.

A few of my opinions on why people who believe the 2012 doomsday theory are a bunch of jackasses. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Jesse makes a crank call to keep his acting chops strong. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Why the real zombie apocalypse will be far more catastrophic than any movie. Distributed by Tubemogul.

In the spirit of the upcoming New Moon movie that I will soon be ridiculing, I just wanted to bitch about how the genre in general sucks lately. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Please pass this attack on chain mail around to everyone you know. If you hate chain mail, fight it by sending this chain mail to everyone and telling them to do the same. Fuck chain mail. Distributed by Tubemogul.

My apology for telling everyone in the state of Hawaii to go fuck themselves yesterday. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Ten things I have learned about buying a house by watching horror flicks. Distributed by Tubemogul.