Elliot Spitzer's gotten in a fix Spending big money just to dip his wick A national scandal that's of his own design Because call-girls knew him As Client Number 9 <br> He swore all kinds of crimes he'd prosecute That was before he hired a prostitute And that's such a shame, 'cause His wife is awfully fine But now he'll be known as Just client number 9 <br> He moved lots of funds Between lots of accounts The feds got concerned When they saw the amounts He realized too late They were ready to pounce He has no friends, he has no love -- No, not an ounce <br> He was a white knight on a silver steed Until he chose to do the dirty deed So now everyone's saying that he should resign A terrible ending For Client Number 9