Elliot Spitzer's gotten in a fix
Spending big money just to dip his wick
A national scandal that's of his own design
Because call-girls knew him
As Client Number 9
<br>
He swore all kinds of crimes he'd prosecute
That was before he hired a prostitute
And that's such a shame, 'cause
His wife is awfully fine
But now he'll be known as
Just client number 9
<br>
He moved lots of funds
Between lots of accounts
The feds got concerned
When they saw the amounts
He realized too late
They were ready to pounce
He has no friends, he has no love --
No, not an ounce
<br>
He was a white knight on a silver steed
Until he chose to do the dirty deed
So now everyone's saying that he should resign
A terrible ending
For Client Number 9
Added: March 13, 2008 Runtime: 02:37 Plays: 100 Comments: 0
Elliot Spitzer's gotten in a fix
Spending big money just to dip his wick
A national scandal that's of his own design
Because call-girls knew him
As Client Number 9
<br>
He swore all kinds of crimes he'd prosecute
That was before he hired a prostitute
And that's such a shame, 'cause
His wife is awfully fine
But now he'll be known as
Just client number 9
<br>
He moved lots of funds
Between lots of accounts
The feds got concerned
When they saw the amounts
He realized too late
They were ready to pounce
He has no friends, he has no love --
No, not an ounce
<br>
He was a white knight on a silver steed
Until he chose to do the dirty deed
So now everyone's saying that he should resign
A terrible ending
For Client Number 9