This is a machinima video created by myself, Brandon M. Dennis. You can find out more about my work at www.oxhorn.com.
This music video is from my movie, Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters. I hope you enjoy it!
Added: May 16, 2009 Runtime: 02:26 Plays: 318 Comments: 2
This is a machinima video created by myself, Brandon M. Dennis. You can find out more about my work at www.oxhorn.com.
This music video is from my movie, Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters. I hope you enjoy it!
Watch the full movie here:
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Mighty_Morphin_Midget_Gnomes_UNITE/
Midget Gnomes unite! Blue, Yellow, Pink, Green, Red! All the Mighty Morphin' Midget Gnomes want to do is eat cupcakes and watch a bull-fight, but their boss, the Giant Floating Head, wants to send them on a mission. Will a compromise be made so that both parties get their way? Or will the Giant Head assert his authority? Or will the Gnomes poke out his eyes and read copies if the swimsuit edition of Good Gnomekeeping?
If you like the movie, please "digg it" for my by following this link and clicking the "digg it" button:
http://digg.com/pc_games/Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers_in_World_of_Warcraft
This is my 16th short SHORT! many thanks to Nathan Allen Pinard who composed the music. Check out his website here:
http://www.nathanallenpinard.com
Visit my website where you can read character info, browse the store and chat on the forum:
http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com
Be sure to check out all my other videos here on WeGame!
Watch the full movie here at WeGame:
http://www.wegame.com/watch/The_Invisible_Pink_Unicorn/
A man in a funny hat confronts three engineers who have mocked him for believing in the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Will the man win them over with the power of his rhetoric? Will the engineers prove how foolish he is and dismiss him? Or will the Invisible Pink Unicorn show up and startle everyone?
If you like it, please "digg" the movie for me by following this link and clicking "Digg It":
http://digg.com/pc_games/A_Bloody_Controversial_WoW_Video_The_Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
This is my 14th "Short SHORT!" and I hope you like it! I wrote up a short supplemental that goes over the concepts set forth in the movie, so check it out if this sort of thing interests you.
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/07/reasoning-behind-invisible-pink-unicorn.html
You can read the script here:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/07/script-invisible-pink-unicorn.html
Check out the official Oxhorn Brand Store at
www.cafepress.com/oxhorn
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www.oxhornbrandmovies.com
NOW PLAYING at WeGame.com:
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Associate_Professor_Evil_Kills_All_Ninja_Looters/
Associate Professor Evil is up for tenure! Finally, after all his many years as instructor at the Evil Alchemist University, he can establish himself. But will he get his tenure? Or will some unpredictable event cause him to seek after some powerful item that might have the chance of being stolen by ninja looters maybe perhaps?
If you like the movie, please "digg it" for me by following this link and clicking "Digg it":
http://digg.com/pc_games/WoW_Machinima_Kill_All_Ninja_Looters
This is the third movie in my Associate Professor Evil series. Check out the other two movies in this series here:
Movie #1
Associate Professor Evil Kills All Beggars
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Associate_Professor_Evil_Kills_All_Beggars/
Movie #2
Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Associate_Professor_Evil_Kills_All_Gold_Farmers/
NOW PLAYINg at WeGame.com:
http://www.wegame.com/watch/An_Oxhorn_Brand_Medley/
Ever wonder what would happen if all the characters from the Oxhorn Brand Universe were to collide? This song incorporates quotes and choruses from many of my movies. Can you recognize them all? Check out all my movies in my WeGame channel to spot the references.
If you like it, please Digg it for me by following this link and clicking "Digg It":
http://digg.com/pc_games/The_Most_Epic_Machinima_Ever
Check out my Oxhorn Brand store, where you can find all sorts of Oxhorn-ish goodies!
http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn
Check out my website, where you can find all my movies, forums and other goodies:
http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com
NOW PLAYING at WeGame.com:
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Orcs_in_S...
Orcs. In Space. Doing nothing.
If you like the movie, do me a favor and "digg it" by following this link and clicking "digg it":
http://digg.com/pc_games/What_happens...
To all those who liked the original, I am sure you will like the sequel! To those who hated it... mwahahahaha!
You can read the script here:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/...
Check out my Oxhorn Brand store, where you can find all sorts of Oxhorn-ish goodies!
http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn
Check out my website, where you can find all my movies, scripts, songs, forums and other goodies:
http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com
Inventing Swear Words 4 is released! You can watch the complete movie here on WeGame:
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Inventing_Swear_Words_4/
If you like it, please "digg" it for my by following the link below and clicking "digg it":
http://digg.com/pc_games/A_World_of_Warcraft_Musical
Many thanks to all the fans who have been so supportive of my movies! I hope you like this latest installment of my Inventing Swear Words series.
Check out my webpage for scripts, songs, artwork and much more:
http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com
And check out my store for all sorts of cool Oxhorn-ish swag!
http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn
Merry Christmas! It's the end of another year and time for a Christmas special from Oxhorn. Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus are going to a Christmas party at Shattrath, but the trip is taking too long. Staghorn craves some pecan pie, and they concoct a devious plan.
If you liked the movie, let Blizzard know so that that they might spotlight it! Email them at wowcommwatch@blizzard.com.
Bonus material, including movie posters, video bloopers and extended audio bloopers can be found on my homepage.
http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com
Check out my new Oxhorn Brand store, filled with shirts, mugs, mouse pads, pillows, steins, posters coasters and all sorts of stuff!
http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn
Hat the Singing Turtle loves to sing, and he has many fans. There are others, however, think that his singing is pure rubbish. Barnaby the crab is one of them. What is left to do when your precious singing has been insulted by an ornery crab? Why, defend your honor, of course. A fight of epic proportions is sure to ensue!
Check out my new Oxhorn Brand store, filled with shirts, mugs, mouse pads, pillows, steins, posters, coasters and all sorts of stuff! I have brand new items featuring Hat and Barnaby:
http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn
View my other movies here on MySpace, and be sure to check out my web page:
http://www.OxhornBrandMovies.com
Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have been unsuccessful in getting their newly invented swear words to be used, and so they go off in search for the Master of Euphemisms, to see if he can help.
I promised in the trailer that I would have this out during the summer, and seeing as how summer officially ends September 23rd, I feel like I have met my goal! Even if it isn't very warm outside.
Check out my new Oxhorn Brand store, filled with shirts, mugs, mouse pads, pillows, steins, posters coasters and all sorts of stuff!
www.cafepress.com/oxhorn
View my other movies here on MySpace, and be sure to check out my web page:
www.brandonmdennis.com
Orcs. In space. Pestering meteors. And Singing. You get the idea.
And to those who think that the intro is too long, I have this to say: "You've watched it, you can't un-watch it!" Mwahahaha!
Associate Professor Evil has no use for the key to the city of Orgrimmar, and so he and Barnaby must come up with a new plan to harness great power!
This movie placed second in the Action / Adventure category during the Blizzcon 2007 Machinima Contest.
You first saw them in February of 2006. You saw them again in December of the same year. Now... they're... BACK!
Inventing Swear Words 3
Coming this summer.
Maybe.
If I get around to it.
Elf On -- Apply directly to an Elf! Do Elves annoy you on a daily basis? Elf On. Do you wish you could get rid of them? Elf On. Does the sight of them fill you with a rage that you cannot explain? Elf On.
From Oxhorn Brand Merchandise.
This movie is a spoof of the infamous and incredibly annoying "Head On" commercials.
To everyone at Blizzard Entertainment, WarCraftMovies.com, my fellow machinimator peers and most importantly, all the fans whose support has made movie making all the more worthwhile, I wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy Winter’s Veil! Here are the twelve day’s of Winter’s Veil from the movie:
12 Kodos Jumping
11 “I win” Buttons
10 Orcs a-Sleeping
9 Murlocs Dancing
8 Former Horses
7 Dwarves a-Drowning
6 Geeks a-Ganking
5 Gold Nose-Rings!
4 Smelly Ogres
3 Red Snappah!
2 Night Elf Ears
And a Gnome’s Head on a Pine Tree!
Since the previous swear words that they invented have not caught on yet, Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus meet again in order to come up with a new one and to discuss promotion strategies. They enlist the help of Hat the singing turtle and Lauren, who is Mortuus’ girlfriend. But things don’t go exactly according to plan.
Third Place winner in the Comedy category of the 2006 Blizzard and Xfire World of Warcraft Machinima Contest.
Aired in part on November 17th, 18th and 19th on MTV2.
Aired in part on November 18th, 19th, 20th and 21st on mtvU.
A new movie, complete with terrible sound quality and bad acting! Disclaimer: Mark and I were both very tired that night, as you will soon plainly see, heh.
MtvU sent out a casting call not long ago asking for college students to submit machinima samples. I responded and they contacted me asking me to make four thirty-second commercials for their brand new section called "gam0RZ ball" that would run during their broadcast of Gamer's Week 2.0.
They gave me four scripts, all based on my characters from Inventing Swear Words. I was free to edit them, but I had to convey a very specific message. The hard part was having the commercials say what mtvU wanted them to say, and yet at the same time make them funny. For the fourth commercial they gave me much greater freedom. I ended up rewriting the fourth script completely and came up with what you see in this movie, but alas, they decided not to air it. They did air the first three that I made, which aired on November 15th, 2006.
This file has all four commercials (as well as some other stuff).
Associate Professor Evil seeks to make the most evil potion in the world, so that he might become the most powerful warlock around. In the process, he is accosted by a number of beggars and finally snaps!
I've been asked for the recipe for the most evil potion ever. Here it is:
Unbrushed Panda Teeth
Bucket of Elf Blood
Fluffy Rainbow Crystals
Right Hand of a Gnome who was Caught Cheating at Cards
Essence of Pure EVIL
Evil Enhancement Pills
Oxhorn has a few drinks and then goes out for a lovely ride through The Barrens on his kodo, Busco. Little does he know that the Orgrimmar Mounted Police are watching his every turn!
Hey whats up guys...You rock my world....I would just like to say that yes...I am a girl....Yes I play....And Yes I get it...lol....No seriously....I love all your stuff....And just for the record...your the reson I no longer play elfs ;)