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First Time Standup Comic. I have 2964 characters remaining. I'll take this room to mention that my friend ran off in a hurry to take a shower and get to a bar in time for the "playoffs," whatever they are. The playoffs aren't his friend like I am. They use him for the advertisers. I HOPE HE FALLS IN THE SHOWER AND BREAKS HIS ASS. His assbone. I hope his ass bone breaks and he needs to wear an ass cast. Yes an ASS CAST!!

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