Do Not Stick Your Baby in a Microwave Oven, by drexel, inspired by the real life story of China Arnold of Dayton, Ohio, who allegedly fried her child in a microwave oven. Read all about it here: http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/content/oh/story/news/local/2008/08/10/ddn081008arnold.html

"Drexel" Dave Sparks recites a poem about life in Dayton, Ohio USA

Sexual Pancakes, Episode I; includes an opening monologue, a performance of Giant Jesus Made of Hummus, commentary on the Bush shoe throw, Snoop Fog on...and more Sexual Pancakes is a an entertainment variety show produced by the Kings of Urban Appalachian Cabaret Ghetto-tech Soul Music, drexel.

Giant Jesus Made of Hummus - Studio Version, recorded at The Earball Factory in Dayton, Ohio

Right down Interstate 75, there sits the new mecca of Western civilization, Monroe, Ohio. This song, Giant Jesus made of Hummus, tells us exactly why.

the story of a romance between Jethro Bodine and Sister Soldiah, as performed at the South Park Gazeebo in Dayton, Ohio on 10-12-08. All lyrics and music copyright 2008, Brian Pelfrey

Cynical Sadness, by drexel, from their seminal 2007 recording, River of Chowder

Drexel Dave's Freedom Garden Tour - July 15th, 2008

Coffee, Tea or Water - It's all we need. Wanna' see a revolutionary change in America? Start drinking only coffee, tea or water to the exclusion of all other beverages, and only in containers that can be reused.

Petrol Boycott Declaration Man Takes Piss At Bus Stop

Drexel Dave Sparks bids adieu to the music and art world. If you go to: http://bedpanart.com All is explained.

Drexel Dave Sparks Tackles Fox News The Strategy Room. Situation Room, Strategy Room, whatever. It all makes you dumber.

drexel dave's garden tour

Drexel Dave's idea to turn the laborious and resource intensive job of mowing the city's lawns, into plowing the city's fields.

Drexel Dave's take on The Great Gilbert, Arizona School Bus Catfight of 2008. Check out all the gnarly action here before watching my video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wgWkdGStZIo

My neighbor's mooching relative finally gets the boot and realizes the free room and board is over, and that he has to find someplace else to sit around all day unemployed drinking Steel Reserve. He keeps threatening to beat the shit out of everyone, but one of the guys he was threatening had a gun, making his hot air just that. I like how he walks in front of the car near the end of the vid. He didn't win the DNA lottery when it comes to cranium cells, to put it mildly.

Stop Elevating Children to Hero Status - It's Child Abuse. drexel dave's video of the Day, Dec. 16, 2007. Please subscribe if you enjoy, and please rate this video.

Righteous Judgement - a song from drexel's recording "River of Chowder." As performed live in the living room of drexel dave sparks, of Dayton, Ohio USA.

Drexel Dave's Video Blog of Nov. 23, 2007. The Dayton, Ohio City Commission recently passed anti-discrimination legislation that included gays and trans genders. This brought Drexel Dave to the conclusion that: if you want to discriminate against gays, you are probably gay, among other things.

The Drexel Show for Nov. 20th, 2007. All the latest on the drexel front, plus jokes, songs, commentary and more.