you don't live here you do not pay the rent so why you hanging around? this ain't your tv that ain't your magazine i ain't your nanny so lift your fanny get offa my furniture and help me clean! you got your own apartment you got your own roommates! i bet they miss you: "where the hell is you?" "i got this other guy i'm tryin to irritate" you smoked up half my quarter got my dvds out of order i can't afford to have you loiter does it bother me? well, kinda, sorta you need to up and go, yo i'm used to living solo this ain't no motel six; i need to fix your hojo mojo you've had your couch time you're living on my dime suffocating, so frustrating relocate while i'm in prime! look at this phone bill! it makes my bones chill! i know this ain't my call don't know nobody in arkansas! where are my fucking clothes? that ain't where that goes! i know it's in a pile, that's the way that i file who are you to impose? your programs make me ill soap operas, dr. phil he won't preen your self esteem never has, never was, nevermore never never will you don't live here you do not pay the rent so why you hanging around? listen, bitch, that's MY toothbrush! and get your own set of munchie stuff i'm tired of you bummin' every crumbin' every rubbin' every slummin' every grubbin' everything your friends are whiners they get on my nerves been drinkin' my beer 'cause i'm never ever here then they act like minors this wasn't broken before! there weren't no coke on the floor! little vandals burnin all my candles wax everywhere, i ain't jokin no more! i've had all i can take it's time to take a break i don't wanna shout but get the fuck out the cat in the hat wouldn't act this way! you don't live here you do not pay the rent so why you hanging around?