He's hypnotic. He's a stickman. He will dance a little for you. Happy Halloween 2009.

This fine lusty wench busts a Halloween move. If Mr. Jackson were as awesome as this, he'd have fans over the age of 13. Check out the goobers outside, looking in at all the fun. Sorry fellas, this lady's spoken for by her husband, Mr. Heineken who briefly appears and then splits before he got "drafted" into joining the merryment.

Dead owl. Poor, dead owl. New drumsticks, or you will PAY!

A Falcon Lord is suspected of unauthorized drum stick breakage. The Robot is not happy. The owl will die.

Why? Because we do. Except for that Kate person when she becomes an old lady. We'll still hate her, probably.

Why? Because she's a PAB.

Pirate Sean was working all day in the rain. His feet weren't happy about it. Neither was the atmosphere of the practice space.

Our dear Pirate Jenn decided to treat herself to a couple of new guitars. We marvel at the new booty.

Pirate Jenn was being too polite at our party gig this past weekend. We got there and she had to go, but she was being polite. The Pirate Queen wished our Birthday Boy the best and then for directions to the bathroom. See, Pirate Jenn? That wasn't so hard, was it?

A zombie's eye view of our practice studio's hallway. Note the scary background music coming from one of the doors...but which one? THAT is the mystery.

Pirate Jenn interviews Pirate Sean about the time he sat in a fire ant pile. Basically, it sucked for Sean.

My crew discuss their favorite foodstuffs during a practice break. This is really important historical stuff, you know, and such details should not be entertained lightly. Contrary to anyone else's opinion, this particular conversion was NOT staged. Swear to Davy Jones. We really do get this deep sometimes, all on our own accord. [August 14, 2009.]

Does this man know how to handle a mighty weapon or what? Cower at his manliness. Listen to Pirate Rich talk about Pirate Jenn while it takes Pirate Sean a few moments to realize that the Pirate Queen is making a film short, not taking a picture. Genius. [July 18, 2009]

In this compelling short, you will see some musicians in their natural habitat. The underlying question posed by the bassist is "Since you have a new camera, have you filmed yourselves having sex?" The answer is a resounding, "NO! Blalalalalalala!" The guitarist is not really interested, while the drummer and vocalist (aka the Pirate Queen, holding the recording device) exchange non-verbal communicative hand gestures. Suck it, Attenborough.