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This is a song about the pain and suffering associated with foreskin removal. Sorry the camera doesn't do audio very well! Please visi my profile and listen to my other tunes!

You probably won't see it very well but this Otter at the Auckland Zoo was doing some wicked "contact Juggling" with a marble. Watch its hands! Its like David Bowie from Labrynth!

A few years ago my dog did the most amazing thing I have EVER seen. You have to see it with your own eyes to believe that such a thing is possible. Enjoy.

Another song about fatness and love...

A song about fatness...

This is me. Bored.

One night we all got drunk and as you do began breking out the Brian Adams CD.. what follows is my impersonation of Gollum aka Smeagol singing "Everything I do I do It For You" I hate Brian Adams

Back in the old dys, when I drank little more than I should have these are the sort of mindless things I used to get up to...

Absolutely nothing happens in this video. I just thought it was cool - its the aftermath of a miniture volcanic eruption in my Home Town...

You know that stuff you put on sore joints and it burns? Well I had just put some on my legs and then my dog got it on him... check it out,,,