Steve 'Stevie Ray' Smith, proprietor of legendary Muncie DIY record store/venue Stevie Ray's House of Wax, accompanied us on our 2000 trip to California where we played four shows. Most of the time he sat quietly in the RV, smoking and drinking copious amounts of Mountain Dew. On a pit stop in Oklahoma City he picked up a metal magazine that had a 'Dear Ozzy' column. Here he reads one of the selections and cracks himself, as well as us, up.