after nearly seventy-seven years of inner study in perfect mountain solitude and having attained complete mastery over both space and time, these knuckleheads still think it's fun to kick up a little dust like this every now and again.

on the way to yosemite for a picnic with ansel adams, we are interrupted by this one man band. in this first of seven shorts from adam novicki's "debt" a one-act play featuring adam novicki as a clown for money, rizorkestra plays the music that sends a debtor-clown to a bank in hell. this is the kind of thing that might go well with radar love lyrics, ahslee simpson's baby shower, john kronus, teddy thompson, a jackass video game or a scary movie or untouchables soundtrack, could be featured in a catholic town, in a movie about elliot ness or edie sedgwick, even with some dog fighting, might even be danced to by the world's tallest woman, a club soda commercial, goes good with gummi bears, contains no asbestos or gigantism, goes well with the british open, pork chops, steam pipes, or as something for the cast of harry potter to dance to for fun, to help forget an explosion in new york or find fish and game in arizona, perhaps to entertain rocco dispirito, kathleen roberts, hilary rhoda, linda evans and nick nolte should they ever visit the bunny ranch one day, or the pitfall kennel or the houston raquet club. good folks like wayne downing, sekou sundiata, shalom harlow, kerry washington and gisele bundchen would enjoy it while using a vurtego pogo stick, and so would tay zonday!

Rizorkestra live at Bluebeat Lounge at the Knitting Factory on 4/18/06.