Sure, they say rock stars get all the girls. But ever met one offstage? So put down that Guitar Hero game, get to the magic store, and create one of those weird David Copperfield surveys. It's time to watch the other David and Corin in their greatest pickup battle yet on Neil Strauss's Rules Of The Game. Then get ye to the blog and learn to stand out from the masses. (And, for more sensitive and easily impressionable viewers, never misrepresent yourself or lie or wear top hats - be your best self...)