A short film by New York Vi­su­al Artist Mer­rill Kazan­jian of Mer­ril­lk.com. Plot-​ The Art Gallery Al­pha Males get bored watch­ing Doc­tor Who on BBC and de­cide to trav­el across the coun­try to Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia to at­tend the Jen Heaslip open­ing at the Art Slave Gallery. (This is a very fun­ny movie and se­ries)

Fran­cois Pin­ault, Lar­ry Gagosian , Sir Nicholas Sero­ta, Glenn D Lowry, Samuel Keller, Eli Broad, Charles Saatchi, Matthew Slo­tover, Aman­da Sharp, Frieze mag­a­zine and art fair, Bruce Nau­man, Jeff Koons, Damien Hirst, Brett Gorvy, Amy Cap­pel­laz­zo, Christie's, Robert Storr, Iwan Wirth, Zwirn­er & Wirth, Mar­i­an Good­man, David Zwirn­er, Ger­hard Richter, Marc Glim­ch­er, Jay Jopling, Mike Kel­ley, Paul Schim­mel, chief cu­ra­tor, Mu­se­um of Con­tem­po­rary Art, LA, An­dreas Gursky, Cheyenne West­phal, To­bias Mey­er, Bar­bara Glad­stone, Thel­ma Gold­en, Stu­dio Mu­se­um, New York, Vic­to­ria Miro, Lon­don, Dakis Joan­nou, Richard Prince, Don and Mera Rubell, Don­na de Sal­vo, Shamim, Momin, Chrissie Iles, Whit­ney Mu­se­um of Amer­i­can Art, Daniel Birn­baum, Por­tikus Gallery, Frank­furt, Steven A Co­hen, Michael Go­v­an, Si­mon de Pury, Phillips de Pury auc­tion house, Sadie Coles, Robert Gob­er, Eu­ge­nio Lopez, Bruno Brun­net, Nicole Hack­ert, Philipp Haverkampf, Francesca von Hab­s­burg, Jef­frey Deitch, Nicholas Logs­dail, Lis­son Gallery, Thomas Hirschhorn, Iwona Blazwick, Whitechapel art gallery, Lon­don, The Wrong Gallery, New York, Jeff Wall, Hans Ul­rich Obrist, Ser­pen­tine gallery, In­gvild Goetz, Pierre Huyghe, Tracey Emin, Gilbert and George, artists, col­lec­tor and gal­lerist, Do­minique Levy, Robert Mnuchin, Har­ry Blain and Gra­ham South­ern, Rober­ta Smith, New York Times, art crit­ic, Her­zog & de Meu­ron, Swiss ar­chi­tects, Jer­ry Saltz, Vil­lage Voice, Frank Gehry, Javier Peres, Chris­tine Ma­cel, Cen­tre Pom­pi­dou, Paris, Eileen Nor­ton, Los An­ge­les col­lec­tor, Rosa and Car­los de la Cruz, Ralph Ru­goff, Hay­ward Gallery, Max Het­zler, Berlin-​based gal­lerist, Mi­uc­cia Pra­da, fash­ion de­sign­er, Neo Rauch, Gerd Har­ry Ly­bke, Carsten Holler, Mau­reen Pa­ley, Zach Feuer, Ai Wei­wei,
An­toine de Gal­bert, Richard Ser­ra, sculp­tor, Paul Mc­Carthy, Ok­wui En­we­zor, William Ac­qua­vel­la, Matthew Marks, Michael Ringi­er, me­dia mag­nate, James Ling­wood, Michael Mor­ris, Ar­tan­gel, Thomas Krens, Lisa Den­ni­son, Matthew Hig­gs, White Columns, Lorenz Hel­bling, David Ad­jaye, Ani­ta, Po­ju Zablu­dow­icz, Hou Han­ru, Gavin Brown, Lynne Cooke, Dia Art Foun­da­tion, Anselm Kiefer, Jean-​Marc Bus­ta­mante, Matthew Bar­ney, Rem Kool­haas, Ann Philbin, Ham­mer Mu­se­um, An­ish Kapoor, agnes b.,Luc Tuy­mans, Joao Oliveira Rendiero, Lis­bon's Ban­co Pri­va­do Por­tugues, Takashi Mu­raka­mi, Cai Guo-​Qiang, edgy, con­tem­po­rary, vogue, Art­fo­rum, Art­news, So­ho, Chelsea, Ger­many, Ger­man, Japanese, Chi­nese, painter, paint­ing, an­i­ma­tion, ki­net­ic sculp­ture, Queens, Brook­lyn, art­sy. Artist, gallery. Hob­by­ist, go­er