Nose for the News!
Or
Nose News is Good News!

Com­ing up next, Fox 8 WGHP TV’s Julie Luck cer­tain­ly has a nose for the news!
Don’t Blow Away!
I don’t know how the news team can get through as many sto­ries as they do with­out hav­ing to stop. It’s a tragedy when a wom­an gets stuck on a toi­let for two years and has to be sur­gi­cal­ly re­moved by fire­men but how can you re­port that with a straight face? When the les­bian cou­ple from Camp Lick­alot­ta gets thrown out of the camp well what can one say? Julie Luck gets to read about a fight over a bi­cy­cle that re­sults in a man los­ing his nose. Get­ting ones nose bit off has to be hu­mil­i­at­ing enough, but here comes The crew with a nose for the news. I am sure I am spelling his name wrong but Oz­ing’s
nose must have been ooz­ing blood! It’s cer­tain­ly a dilem­ma when you can’t pick your nose be­cause you can’t
find your nose to spite your face to pick it (up off the ground)! You aren’t en­tire­ly sure whether your at­tack­er ate your nose or your Dog swal­lowed your nose!

The news crew must have been think­ing, You can pick your News but you can’t Pick your Nose!!!!!

At the hos­pi­tal the medics were heard say­ing:
“Whose nose is that?”
The re­ply:
“Who knows?”

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