Ambition: To leverage my extensive internship experience in New York into a full-time job at the Playboy Mansion in L.A as the pool attendant. Turn-Ons: Hot chicks, happening clubs, and when my fellow interns respect my experience, both in the workplace and with the ladies. Turnoffs: Cleaning out offices, natural breasts, DRAMA and people who get up in my grill. My Philosophy on Life: No means “maybe later”. Hobby I Would Like to Pursue: Being awesome. What I Value Most in This World: Being able to look at naked girls at work and get paid for it.