Ambition: To find interns who know how to make a dry cappuccino, love to file and who won’t ask about taking a trip to the Mansion. Turn-Ons: Overachievers, strong work ethic, and interns who don't question my authority. Turnoffs: Idiots, laziness, and clock watchers. The Smartest Person I Know: Myself In my free time I: I go to the gym, I exercise, and I admire my chin. My Basic Advice for Incoming Interns: Minimum wages can yield maximum perks if you play your cards right.