Greet­ings from Pen­saco­la, Flori­da!

I still can't get over what I saw at the last Ul­ti­mate Wrestling show! Ul­ti­mate re­al­ly pulled out all the stops for Just Bring It!

I start­ed the night off by tap­ing some in­ter­views with Ul­ti­mate's biggest stars. While tap­ing an in­ter­view with Bob­by Doll, none oth­er than Per­cy Pringle ran from his Ford SUV and adlibbed a fan­tas­tic pro­mo. What a char­ac­ter!

From there, I got to meet "Bru­tal" Joe Gib­son and "The War Ma­chine" Chad Chee­tum. Those guys have un­lim­it­ed po­ten­tial.

Joe's just a mon­ster. Hav­ing trained in Per­cy's school, I ex­pect a "phe­nom­e­nal" ca­reer for this "Amer­i­can Badass." (Or is he Irish?) By the way, he de­liv­ered quite a chokeslam to the Snow­Man be­fore the show. If any­one is de­serv­ing of a chokeslam though, it is the Snow­Man. De­spite this, Joe re­al­ly seemed to fit in well in the Ul­ti­mate lock­er room.

De­spite his men­ac­ing physique, Chad was a re­al pro­fes­sion­al out­side of the ring. In­side the ring how­ev­er, he was a re­al brute. I'd love to see "The War Ma­chine" take on the man-​beast Mino­taur. Wouldn't you?

The Ul­ti­mate fans re­al­ly made their mark at "Just Bring It" as well. Some of those fans are row­di­er than the wrestlers! You know who you are.

Ko­ry Jack­son and Nick Bondage... what a feud this is go­ing to be. Those two bring out the best (and worst) of each oth­er. We'll see how long it will take Ko­ry to come back from that vi­cious piledriv­er.

On a com­plete­ly sep­a­rate top­ic, when are we go­ing to see the Mex­i­can Ex­press in the ring again? I can on­ly imag­ine that they are il­le­gal­ly cross­ing the bor­der as we speak.

Is it just a fan­ta­sy, or did some­body tell me that Sexy Saman­tha was com­ing back to Ul­ti­mate? I know Spidey can hard­ly wait!

Did you catch the bloody in­ter­view with Mer­cury McLoud af­ter Al­ter­nate Re­al­i­ty's match with the White Trash Rebels? Wow! I don't even need to men­tion the 30 minute brawl be­tween the two teams. Sirus and Ricky Roberts have been go­ing back and forth for months now, and all of this leads to a match at "Heads Will Roll."

I don't know about you, but I missed Lacey Rose. She's al­ways a great ad­di­tion to the ros­ter... even if she is at Red's side.

Fi­nal­ly, I have to say that I loved the an­gle be­tween the Black Sheep and the Hell­fire Club. CzR, Red, and Bru­tal Joe... these guys seem like the sec­ond com­ing of the Four Horse­men. See­ing Un­cle Jim get a pin in that match was sur­re­al. I'm sure he'll re­mem­ber that for a long time.

My hat is off to Alexan­der Hearse III for mak­ing this all hap­pen. If it wasn't for "Dad­dy War­bucks," all of this wouldn't be hap­pen­ing.

Well, that's it for me. I hope to see you all at "Head's Will Roll" on 6 Oct.

Michael Wood

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