Honky Tonk Bars J.Brent (3:26) Saturday night I was headin’ for Denver in a beat-up hunk o’ junk When whoops! Aw dammit! The engine went BOOM And the fricking tranny went clunk There I was standing on the side of the road I was contemplatin’ my doom, Then I saw a sign! "Ice Cold Beer" and just twenty bucks for a room I hitched up my jeans and walked on in There's this waitress just as cute as could be I said "Hey, Honey mama whatcha been doing?" She said she’d been waiting for me! Here I thought it was the end of the line But it’s a new beginning I see Well, bless my luck, we hopped in her truck And she kissed me tenderly Honky Tonk Bars Cowgirls and Hot Rod cars We’ll get drunk and dance all night long till the band packs up their guitars, oh yeah Honky Tonk Bars Boys smokin’ cheap cigars Spend my whole life and all of my money in Honky Tonk Bars (fiddle solo, piano solo) Honey and me we drove on down to the hottest spot in town It was The Hub, I think. We knocked back a drink, then Honey bought the next round! We got to dancin’ I was thinkin’ romancin’ I’d forgot all about my damn car But I was getting the eye from this big hairy guy at the other end of the bar To my dismay he started movin’ our way He was snortin’ like a charging bull He said "Back off Jack, I’m Billy Jim Earle ain’t NObody touches my girl!" Well, now I knew it was the end of the line ‘Cause he was blocking my way to the door But HONEY jumped up and kicked him in the nuts And left him lying there on the floor Honky Tonk Bars Cowgirls and Hot Rod cars We’ll get drunk and dance all night long till the band packs up their guitars, oh yeah Honky Tonk Bars Them boys smokin’ cheap cigars I’ll spend my whole life and all of my money in Honky Tonk Bars. Personnel Jeff Brent: singer, fiddle, bull fiddle, gitfiddles, 88's - Mike Davidson: drums - Billy Jim Earle: Phil O'Keefe - backing vocals: Bev & Randa